I'm a Chang man.

A man after me own heart...

singha indeed !!

totster

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

OK!!! ooops, darn...

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

I'm not driven by greed...

950,000 will do me.

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to have a crackdown on Last Word Topics?

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to have a crackdown on Last Word Topics?

I think bedlam is becoming the hub of last words

I guess I'll have to up the ante to a case of Singha.

Just blew it there Kerryd...

I'm a Chang man.

Doh !

I prefer whiskey myself , don't have a clue when it comes to different kinds of beer.

Guess that means I'll have to swap the Singha for a case of BIG Chang beers (save some money in the process too !)

(should that be chilled Chang ?)

(should that be chilled Chang ?)

I don't think it matters !!

totster

(should that be chilled Chang ?)

I don't think it matters !!

totster

(should that be chilled Chang ?)

I don't think it matters !!

totster

Echoes don't qualify as a last word.

(should that be chilled Chang ?)

I don't think it matters !!

totster

Not sure how people in different countries like their beer. In Canada, they like it icy cold. In Thailand, they like to add ice to it. In Germany, they drink it at room temperature (and I don't even drink the stuff !)

I guess if it's FREE (hint hint) it doesn't matter if it's chilled or not ?

With whiskey it's easy, chill it with some ice cubes and mix it with coke. That way you can pretend you're not really drinking alcohol (even after they toss your besotted butt into the street)

I guess if it's FREE (hint hint) it doesn't matter if it's chilled or not ?

It doesn't matter.. free beer is free beer.. ice can be added..

totster

My name is really Thaksin and I pledge a million baht to everyone if I get the last word....

I'm not driven by greed...

950,000 will do me.

So, now we've established your a prostitute and your principles are for sale. We just need to haggle over the price.

i will begin with an offer of 20baht and a years supply of Marrigold Rubber Gloves

Who are you calling a politician ?

And so the end is near I've travelled each and every byway

But more much more than this..

So, now we've established your a prostitute and your principles are for sale. We just need to haggle over the price.

i will begin with an offer of 20baht and a years supply of Marrigold Rubber Gloves

Have you ever met Kurgen ? You may want to lower your opening bid

So, now we've established your a prostitute and your principles are for sale. We just need to haggle over the price.

i will begin with an offer of 20baht and a years supply of Marrigold Rubber Gloves

Have you ever met Kurgen ? You may want to lower your opening bid

Oki Doki, cancel the Marrigold's, i'll save them for my trump card

Hey Guys i have heard that Wolfie is giving free Chang, Singha, whisky (and all the drinks you like) in Rain thread...

I don´t feel like drinking so i will be here and post the last word, don´t worry about me...

So come on guys GO!

you may only post if you can answer the following question....

exactly to the day, how long did I serve in the Australian Army....???

Remember if you dont the answer......dont post

Guessing is not allowed

Remember if you dont the answer......dont post

"if you don't the answer" ?

If I don't "what ?" the answer ?

If I don't antagonize the answer ?

If I don't belittle the answer ?

If I don't castigate the answer ?

If I don't devolve the answer ?

If I don't eschew the answer ?

If I don't flagellate the answer ?

(too late right now to do 20 more of those)

(No record of G Burns serving in the Australian Army)

You wished it!

That goes for anyone else out there who thinks they're gonna one up me. No mercy for you 'cause you're a woman, Glauka.

I've got enough weaponry to put the entire subform of Bedlam out of it's misery!

Sheesh, all I've got is a case of Chang Beer (hint, hint)

Glauka, your computer is trying to tell you to stop posting in this thread !

Besides, aren't you supposed to be doing some essays and class preparation ?

And no more bribes with Chang beer, Kerry. You've already got Jai Dee's attention. Play fair. You, too, Tots. I've still got some bullets left.

Oi.. Tip... I got better guns than you !!

So.. Bring it on...

totster

Oh, SHIT!!!!

THIS IS STARTING TO GET TOO VIOLENT FOR MY LIKING. REMEMBER I¨VE BEEN UNDER A LOT OF STRESS LATELY. THE LAST TWO WHO PISSED ME OFF HAVE BEEN AIRLIFTED TO THEIR HOME HHOSPITALS.... CAREFUL THERE MOFO¨S.... Right .. Not another peep then... I had to delete some images too,.. it wouldn´t let me quote them all...

You see you have upset kayo...now leave this thread all of you.

last word.

You see you have upset kayo...now leave this thread all of you.

last word.

Here's my response to kayo:

And for the rest of ya:

Now, I've been working extremely diligently to get the last word on every thread on the first page. If I can accomplish this feat I do believe I deserve to win. Jai Dee, is this, along with a few cases of Chang, agreeable? Just say the word, JD - AMEN!

This is it! Topic is now closed since we have the rightful, self-proclaimed winner. I have had the last word on every single thread on the entire first page of Bedlam. I've litterly blown away kayo, our once beloved klown , back to Central America where he should be resting peacefully 6 feet under (God rest his degenerate soul), and sent the rest of Bedlam to burn eternally in hel_l. Glauka is a woman and therefore a cinch to handle. Besides, it's once again past her bedtime and I'm not sure why she got out of bed today in the first place since it's the weekend and she's single to boot. The shipment of Chang is on the way to Jai Dee and should arrive shortly (unless, by chance, it becomes waywarded on it's travels, which I would have absolutely no control over).

So, now that everyone is forced to humbly, begrudgingly concede and bow before me the question is: when do I start as "Mod for the Week?" I will promise to allow TITS to return for a one-week encore, an appropriate 'booby' prize for the rest of the losers here. I shall be checking my Inbox quite regularly with great anticipation.

Happily ,

Tippaporn

(The above images have NOT been photoshop-ed.)

<<<- That's me on the throne in case you don't recognize me. But, ah, you will soon, forcibly or not!

And the last word is: AMEN

Erm... HellO! Anyone open for business???

This is it! Topic is now closed since we have the rightful, self-proclaimed winner. I have had the last word on every single thread on the entire first page of Bedlam.

Didin't last long did it ? I tried that the other day, only lasts a few minutes (my page option is set to the max 40 topics/page). Your name appears in less than half the topics shown

So, now that everyone is forced to humbly, begrudgingly concede and bow before me the question is: when do I start as "Mod for the Week?"

Sheesh, I started the "Mod for a Day" rumour, now it's up to "Mod for a Week" ?

I guess you realized that you'd need more than a day to give all your opponents a "permament" holiday ?

This is it! Topic is now closed since we have the rightful, self-proclaimed winner. I have had the last word on every single thread on the entire first page of Bedlam. I've litterly blown away kayo, our once beloved klown , back to Central America where he should be resting peacefully 6 feet under (God rest his degenerate soul), and sent the rest of Bedlam to burn eternally in hel_l. Glauka is a woman and therefore a cinch to handle. Besides, it's once again past her bedtime and I'm not sure why she got out of bed today in the first place since it's the weekend and she's single to boot. The shipment of Chang is on the way to Jai Dee and should arrive shortly (unless, by chance, it becomes waywarded on it's travels, which I would have absolutely no control over).

So, now that everyone is forced to humbly, begrudgingly concede and bow before me the question is: when do I start as "Mod for the Week?" I will promise to allow TITS to return for a one-week encore, an appropriate 'booby' prize for the rest of the losers here. I shall be checking my Inbox quite regularly with great anticipation.

Happily ,

Tippaporn

(The above images have NOT been photoshop-ed.)

<<<- That's me on the throne in case you don't recognize me. But, ah, you will soon, forcibly or not!

And the last word is: AMEN

PLEASE CAN ANYONE HELP TIPPAPORN BY REDUCING HIS DRUGS DOSE!!!!

Poor guy this thread really had an effect on him...

The current stats for "Rain" are:

49 pages (at 40 replies/page on my settings),

1,935 replies,

36,249 "views"

499 days on the "charts" (3.87 replies/day average, 72.6 "views"/day average)

"The Last Word":

5 pages (at 40 replies/page on my settings),

176 replies (including this one)

997 "views"

5 days on the "charts" (35.2 replies/day average, 199.2 "views"/day average)

Hmm, the stats are starting to show a decrease in the popularity of this thread.

Time to do the right thing. Let it die while it's at the top of it's popularity, not wait until it has sunk to the depths of the "forgotten" pages.

Good idea Kerryd thread close.

Good idea Kerryd thread close.

Grrrrrr, be glad you are not close enough to spank !

(or are you ? hmmmm, User's local time 2006-03-19 09:01:49, same time as it is now in Thailand.)

Good idea Kerryd thread close.

Grrrrrr, be glad you are not close enough to spank !

(or are you ? hmmmm, User's local time 2006-03-19 09:01:49, same time as it is now in Thailand.)

Go on.. spank away !!

totster