Sorry i Spain is only 16.30 p.m

I can´t find the keys you mentioned in my keyboard i think my keyboard doesn´t have them...

Hello Scripmaster I am Glauka´s computer...How are you doing?

Look harder !

If you can't find the keys, find the cord that runs from your computer to the wall socket. Pull that cord out from the wall socket and your computer, then through it away. That will solve the problem as well.

If not, I have another solution:

Sledgehammer from Kanyong Home Store 350 baht

Taxi from Pattaya to Bangkok Airport (in a hurry) 1,800 baht

Flight from Thailand to Spain (round trip of course) 55,000 baht

Flowers and Candy to distract Glauka 3,000 baht

Seeing the look on Glauka’s face when I take the sledgehammer to her computer

PRICELESS !!!!!!!

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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Am i driving you crazy Kerryd?

Please if you come to spain can you also bring some mango thee (sp?) I like them so much... Thank you

Hello Scripmaster I am Glauka´s computer...How are you doing?

Hi Glaukas Computer.....how is your hard drive and floppy disk.....hope that occassionally you take a rest and need a reboot evey now and again.

Go back to sleep, Glauka. I see you lurking about in the shadows . . .

Its only 19.55 in Europe....

Its only 19.55 in Europe....

Aww, jeez, who invited PatsyCat, for Christ's sake???

This thread is nearly closed so don't bother. As soon as I'm done with this post . . .

o.k closed

Humm!! Kerryd is not in here...I wonder if he is in his way to Spain...

I hope he has remember to buy me some mango thee (sp?)

Hi Glaukas Computer.....how is your hard drive and floppy disk.....hope that occassionally you take a rest and need a reboot evey now and again.

Hi I don´t need to swicth off for the reboot

You are getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Your eye lids are getting heavier and heavier. Sleep now.

Now, all of you will follow my instructions. This thread is now closed. Tippaporn has had the last word and has rightfully won "Mod of the Week." You will never return here. Better yet, this thread has never existed.

I will snap my fingers three times and you will awaken. You will remember nothing other than what I have told you.

Snap, snap, snap.

Oh i am so tired...

where am i? What is this last word thread...gosh i must fall asleep...

I have a headache...I have been dreaming with tippaporn, gburns57au, kerryd (and a trip to spain), gazza, totster...how weird...In my dream I was mod for a month because i said the...

LAST WORD!!!!

Oh i am so tired...

where am i? What is this last word thread...gosh i must fall asleep...

I have a headache...I have been dreaming with tippaporn, gburns57au, kerryd (and a trip to spain), gazza, totster...how weird...In my dream I was mod for a month because i said the...

LAST WORD!!!!

What a nice view from my seat in the airplane. I think I'm over India now.

Not easy getting the sledgehammer through security (especially as I had no other luggage)

Once I showed them copies of Glauka's posts though, they were VERY understanding

Didn't have time to buy any mango tea though. Too busy polishing my new sledgehammer

What I pity! I think Kerryd is coming to spain to visit me...

But i just won a trip to Caribbean island...and i am taking my computer with me...

I wonder if i should inform him before he gets into the plane...

What I pity! I think Kerryd is coming to spain to visit me...

But i just won a trip to Caribbean island...and i am taking my computer with me...

I wonder if i should inform him before he gets into the plane...

Better be quick ! (oh, by the way, your computer won't work in the Caribbean, wrong voltage and hertz cycles !)

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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I guess she's finally gone to sleep (or is on her way to the airport, trying to flee with her computer)

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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Finally, "The Final Word" !

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I see you lurking out there Glauka !

Hmmmm, 20 of your last 24 posts (83% !!) have been in this thread !

There are other topic on this board you know. In fact, there are a number of other topics that really deserve your attention.

Don't be selfish ! Spend some time contributing to the many fine discussions taking place on Thai Visa !!!!

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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The shipment of Chang is on the way to Jai Dee and should arrive shortly (unless, by chance, it becomes waywarded on it's travels, which I would have absolutely no control over).

I hope you didn't send it via ThaiVisa Admin HQ... George will have impounded it for sure...

I see you lurking out there Glauka !

Hmmmm, 20 of your last 24 posts (83% !!) have been in this thread !

There are other topic on this board you know. In fact, there are a number of other topics that really deserve your attention.

Don't be selfish ! Spend some time contributing to the many fine discussions taking place on Thai Visa !!!!

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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This so much fun...Sometimes i don´t feel like having a serious discussions...But don´t you worry tomorrow we can disscuss the rain in Bristol or Pattaya...

BTW my plane has been cancelled...

Good night is my bed time...

But I will be full strengh tomorrow morning...

Hi Scriptmaster I am Glauka´s computer...How are you doing?

Much Ado About Nothing

Thats a film isn't it ?

totster

Yes, though I was thinking just about Shakespeare in general.

I see Glauka is finally going to sleep !

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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The shipment of Chang is on the way to Jai Dee and should arrive shortly (unless, by chance, it becomes waywarded on it's travels, which I would have absolutely no control over).

I hope you didn't send it via ThaiVisa Admin HQ... George will have impounded it for sure...

Very sad to hear, JD. Has he shown up for work yet or is he still nursing his head?

George will have impounded it for sure...

Translation : - George will have drunk it for sure...

totster

The shipment of Chang is on the way to Jai Dee and should arrive shortly (unless, by chance, it becomes waywarded on it's travels, which I would have absolutely no control over).

I hope you didn't send it via ThaiVisa Admin HQ... George will have impounded it for sure...

The shipment never made it. The moto-taxi driver stopped enroute to share a few with his buddies, and then crashed his moto while trying to deliver the rest. The driver and the bike were apparently unscathed, but the remaining Chang took the brunt of the crash and went down the sewer.

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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Maybe this thread could be "pinned" after I'm declared the winner ? So that everyone can bask in my glory !

Finally, "The Final Word" !

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This started out as a pretty novel and humorous topic but it's developed into a stale and tumorous one. I think this entire thread is getting a little out of hand. It's starting to irritate more than a few people, including myself. We've all had our yuk yuks so lets leave it at that before this thread deteriorates further. This is getting, or already has gotten, quite serious. As new arrivals begin pouring into Bedlam this thread is not the showpiece we would like hang on Bedlam's front door. Bury it; and the deeper the better.

Mods, do you say AMEN to that?

This started out as a pretty novel and humorous topic but it's developed into a stale and tumorous one. I think this entire thread is getting a little out of hand. It's starting to irritate more than a few people, including myself. We've all had our yuk yuks so lets leave it at that before this thread deteriorates further. This is getting, or already has gotten, quite serious. As new arrivals begin pouring into Bedlam this thread is not the showpiece we would like hang on Bedlam's front door. Bury it; and the deeper the better.

Mods, do you say AMEN to that?

I agree entirely. In fact, no need to even leave one of those "it's closed" posts - just close it after my post here. Thanks.

This started out as a pretty novel and humorous topic but it's developed into a stale and tumorous one. I think this entire thread is getting a little out of hand. It's starting to irritate more than a few people, including myself. We've all had our yuk yuks so lets leave it at that before this thread deteriorates further. This is getting, or already has gotten, quite serious. As new arrivals begin pouring into Bedlam this thread is not the showpiece we would like hang on Bedlam's front door. Bury it; and the deeper the better.

Mods, do you say AMEN to that?

I agree entirely. In fact, no need to even leave one of those "it's closed" posts - just close it after my post here. Thanks.

seconded!

This started out as a pretty novel and humorous topic but it's developed into a stale and tumorous one. I think this entire thread is getting a little out of hand. It's starting to irritate more than a few people, including myself. We've all had our yuk yuks so lets leave it at that before this thread deteriorates further. This is getting, or already has gotten, quite serious. As new arrivals begin pouring into Bedlam this thread is not the showpiece we would like hang on Bedlam's front door. Bury it; and the deeper the better.

Mods, do you say AMEN to that?

I agree entirely. In fact, no need to even leave one of those "it's closed" posts - just close it after my post here. Thanks.

Couldn't agree with you more, Insight. Glad you see it my way.

Mods, thanks in advance. I really do believe in you guys.

Unless there are some serious violations of the Forum Rules, only the OP Khun Chanchao can legimately request the closure of a thread.

And, being a super-mod himself... Chanchao can have "The Last Word" whenever he likes....

Is "boring" and "irritating" grounds for closure?

If so... what sort of percentage of Bedlam threads do you think would be closed?