A shark, fed up with his usual diet, said to his pal "Let's go to Morecombe Bay, i fancy a Chinese".

The Chinese restaurant apologises for the delay in your food order. They are waiting for the chef to WASH UP..

Latest news from Morecombe:

The cockle pickers were told to return to shore when the water reached knee high.

Unfortunately Nee Hi was sitting in the van....

True excert from the BBC News

One, asylum seeker Yu Qing, 29, feared her cousin might be among the dead.

Interpreter immigration caseworker Bobby Chang said: "Since that night they have lost contact with him. He has not called home or any of the family to say that he is safe so she (Miss Yu) believes that he is very likely to be one of the victims."

Miss Yu ????? is that for real.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/3490597.stm

Police say they have found 19 pairs of shoes on Morecombe Beach

They were all WINKLE PICKERS

Cocklepickers daily wages have been increased to 2 pounds a day, to try to help them keep their heads above water.

Morecambe Council apologises for the work on the promenade but they have found several chinks in the wall.