How about we have a special at the F.C.

Tuky and Daleyboy floor show? Old Whinger, sorry Old Croc can come and ref for us. After, we could have a live display of falling over shitfaced, trying to find the right hotel, and the ever popular 'Spot my Car' followed by a few more diverse Farang Connection Pub Games.

How about it lads? Sorry Elsie. And lasses.

How about we have a special at the F.C.

Tuky and Daleyboy floor show? Old Whinger, sorry Old Croc can come and ref for us. After, we could have a live display of falling over shitfaced, trying to find the right hotel, and the ever popular 'Spot my Car' followed by a few more diverse Farang Connection Pub Games.

How about it lads? Sorry Elsie. And lasses.

Well i would be up for that mate, but after making a good start in this pissing competition, it appears poor ole tuky has run out of piss, it must be those very small testicles his wife told me about.

How about we have a special at the F.C.

Tuky and Daleyboy floor show? Old Whinger, sorry Old Croc can come and ref for us. After, we could have a live display of falling over shitfaced, trying to find the right hotel, and the ever popular 'Spot my Car' followed by a few more diverse Farang Connection Pub Games.

How about it lads? Sorry Elsie. And lasses.

Well i would be up for that mate, but after making a good start in this pissing competition, it appears poor ole tuky has run out of piss, it must be those very small testicles his wife told me about.

Daley, there are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Anyway, bloody work. I had to sign a new alcohol and drugs policy today for work. There was a topic about you entitled "Opium, a slow working dope".

People, people......

Never forget - God loves you. You are all His children and He wants you to be happy.

Love each other. It sounds like you need to take a dip in Lake Me. How does the group feel about that?

Peace, love and vegetable rights.

People, people......

Never forget - God loves you. You are all His children and He wants you to be happy.

Love each other. It sounds like you need to take a dip in Lake Me. How does the group feel about that?

Peace, love and vegetable rights.

Are you sure you want to get involved in this sadman? Obviously I am a nice guy but that Daley? I heard his folks took him t a dog show when he was a kid, and he won!!!

I heard his folks took him t a dog show when he was a kid, and he won!!!

It's alright for some.............................I never had a mother.

Are you sure you want to get involved in this sadman? Obviously I am a nice guy but that Daley? I heard his folks took him t a dog show when he was a kid, and he won!!!

I just see myself as the social conscience of this forum.

Tuky, I feel through your posts that you are a good person, with deep-seated beliefs and a genuine decent streak that sometimes goes unobserved. I feel spiritually connected to you.

But Daley clearly reckons you're a ######.

Tuky, I feel through your posts that you are a good person, with deep-seated beliefs and a genuine decent streak that sometimes goes unobserved. I feel spiritually connected to you.

But Daley clearly reckons you're a ######.

It seems our connection is getting stronger, as for Daley I think we both know that If either of us ever need a brain transplant, we'd choose his because we'd want a brain that had never been used right?

Daleyboy - just between the two of us. I don't know if you're aware, but Tuky is saying horrid things about you. He said that you're living proof that anal intercourse can work.

I wouldn't put up with it, if I were you.

Signed,

A well-wisher.

Some good points made by you there sadman.

It is sad though that it took poor ole tuky 24 hours to think of something even half amusing to post. So how many of your special needs teachers did you need to help you post that <deleted> ?

As for the anal intercourse bearing children...... Your wife told me there was no way i could get her pregenant if i stuck my member up there. Its just a shame your wifes ass is so big you can shout in there and get an echo but your dad was much tighter according to tuky

Daleyboy - just between the two of us. I don't know if you're aware, but Tuky is saying horrid things about you. He said that you're living proof that anal intercourse can work.

I wouldn't put up with it, if I were you.

Signed,

A well-wisher.

I think we can both agree that Daley IS A CONFIRMED ARASE BABY.

Daleyboy - just between the two of us. I don't know if you're aware, but Tuky is saying horrid things about you. He said that you're living proof that anal intercourse can work.

I wouldn't put up with it, if I were you.

Signed,

A well-wisher.

I think we can both agree that Daley IS A CONFIRMED ARASE BABY.

Didnt you mean arse? And talking of <deleted>, your boyfriend sucked the last bit of brain you had the other night while giving you a quick felch

All I'm trying to do is pour oil onto troubled waters, what with daleyboy calling tuky a ###### and tuky saying daleyboy is an arse baby and all.

I'm just a messenger of peace, bringing a little love into a turbulent world.

I'm just a messenger of peace, bringing a little love into a turbulent world.

More like the messenger of misery, your idea of bringing love into the world, is walking round the park with your flasher mac on

I'm just a messenger of peace, bringing a little love into a turbulent world.

More like the messenger of misery, your idea of bringing love into the world, is walking round the park with your flasher mac on

Every man needs a hobby.

I'm just a messenger of peace, bringing a little love into a turbulent world.

More like the messenger of misery, your idea of bringing love into the world, is walking round the park with your flasher mac on

Every man needs a hobby.

I dont think bumhole tickling counts as a hobby, you could ask tuky, but i believe his speciality is pillow biting

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Every man needs a hobby.

I dont think bumhole tickling counts as a hobby, you could ask tuky, but i believe his speciality is pillow biting

I fully understand that you consider it to be not just your livelihood, but also your vocation. I didn't mean to trivialise something so important to you by referring to it as a hobby. Please accept my apology.

I dont want one of your apologies, having a man on his knees in front of me really isnt my thing, but like i said before ask tuky, he is always up for a bit of hide the sausage

having a man on his knees in front of me really isnt my thing

Aah, so you're a catomite, then.

having a man on his knees in front of me really isnt my thing

Aah, so you're a catomite, then.

Never heard that one before, looked it up on dictionary.com and came up with catamite, and if thats what you meant then the answer is no, young boys dont do it for me mate. Its funny how you would know what that word meant, talkng from experience are you?

[, looked it up on dictionary.com and came up with catamite, and if thats what you meant then the answer is no, young boys dont do it for me mate. Its funny how you would know what that word meant, talkng from experience are you?

Thought it was young cats

[, looked it up on dictionary.com and came up with catamite, and if thats what you meant then the answer is no, young boys dont do it for me mate. Its funny how you would know what that word meant, talkng from experience are you?

Thought it was young cats

From his posts, I don't think DB would be interested in pussy.

And sorry about the spelling mistake: it's not a word I use often, although I can quite see how you know it. The fact that men don't do it for you isn't for want of you asking, though, is it?

(On a serious note, I didn't realise catamite referred specifically to young boys, and I won't push that one any further. Sorry).

Dont worry about the young boy thing, i didnt know what it meant either. But lets just stick to animal and granny insults.

Anyway there is only one pussy here and thats you, already saying sorry for a post and you have only been here for 5 minutes PUSSY

But lets just stick to animal and granny insults.

Anyway there is only one pussy here and thats you, already saying sorry for a post and you have only been here for 5 minutes PUSSY

RIGHT! That's it! It's off at all meetings!

There's only one way of dealing with this. You and me on the cobbles, naked and fighting, Greco-Roman style, left hands lashed together and the last man standing wins. You say you're 6'8", so you've got a 4" advantage (I don't suppose that one will provoke a response). Let's have it.

(Oh, sorry. Just realised that it would be really unfair of me to fight you when you have an erection, no matter how small. We'll do someone not involving naked men, for your benefit).