"Purchase any problem bird. Cut its head off. Give corpse to an old woman. Problem solved."

Before the foul beheading, please make my meal a capon.

Nope....its the big monitor lizards climbing over the back wall from the swamp behind the house which gives me sleepless nights.

Here Here ...

.

There aren't enough Burmese living locally is the trouble.

You do know what the word 'here' means in Thai?

The animal as mentioned by smokie36.....some advice from an old-hand: don't ever call a Thai that!

What would be the advantage of doing so in the first place?

Nope....its the big monitor lizards climbing over the back wall from the swamp behind the house which gives me sleepless nights.

Here Here ...

.

girls... never can get enough from me...

Sweet dreams huh

To be honest, you are correct.

I did not come to Asia to enjoy the zoning laws.

And, you are correct.

The thing I enjoy most about Asia, especially China, is that there are very few laws governing the individual. Before a society becomes developed, one does feel truly free. Next we become developed and are plagued with cycle helmet rules, and many other rules which restrict our feelings of being free.

The first thing I noticed when I left the west is that I immediately felt unburdened of the thousands of nitpicking laws, rules and regulations which a modern developed society seems to always have.

Again, you are right that even though I do not like to be awakened by loud birds in the morning, I still definitely do not want zoning laws, and building codes, and other quagmire restrictions.

One nice thing about Asia that I have noticed, too. I am rarely awakened by leaf blowers in the places I usually enjoy living.

Ta Ta For Now.

Then i hope they build a nice 12 floor high building right in front of your property

"Then i hope they build a nice 12 floor high building right in front of your property "

Your hope has already been realized.

Any other wishes I can help you with?

(Believe me, I know your frustration. So I guess it is a trade off to find the lessor of the many evils each and every time.)

"Then i hope they build a nice 12 floor high building right in front of your property "

Your hope has already been realized.

Any other wishes I can help you with?

(Believe me, I know your frustration. So I guess it is a trade off to find the lessor of the many evils each and every time.)

You can rent evils? I'd like to lease the lesser.

Don't know about Roosters just get rid of the dogs would be a great start.

I will be the first to admit I type like an Ape.

The least of my worries will be leasing to lesser evils,

If like with lesser gods I do go blind.

It might help the situation a great deal if I found a larger display.

It would help the situation but would still probably do nothing for my spelling.

Not only do I type like an Ape,

I have always found someway to mispell almost everything in sight.

But I must live with my handicap,

More or less.