purple what ?

done that many times tlw

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Hair-raising TLW

Elton John tried that...Failed TLW

Sorry seems to be the hardest word.

Sorry = THW

THW = TLW

Therefore:

Sorry = TLW

Nope - doesn't pass the clear thinking test.

Invalid TLW

I've got an inny...

TLW

I've got one too patsy..

if you're referring to belly buttons, that is.

Ping,

I;ve always suspected you of being a girl, you've just confirmed this.

You don't even know what TLW means, let alone, THW.

Lucas, THX

Abbreviate. TLW.

I am no longer responsible for tlw

tlw abrogate

tired tlw

I've got one too patsy..

if you're referring to belly buttons, that is.

Ping,

I;ve always suspected you of being a girl, you've just confirmed this.

You don't even know what TLW means, let alone, THW.

Lucas, THX

Kayo TLW

Insane Hefferlumps rule KO

Dyslexia LTW.

I've got one too patsy..

if you're referring to belly buttons, that is.

Ping,

I;ve always suspected you of being a girl, you've just confirmed this.

You don't even know what TLW means, let alone, THW.

Lucas, THX

The Force. TLW

Allo allo allo.............allo TLW.

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Repetition TLW

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Repetition TLW

Foxtel's programming TLW

I've got one too patsy..

if you're referring to belly buttons, that is.

Ping,

I;ve always suspected you of being a girl, you've just confirmed this.

You don't even know what TLW means, let alone, THW.

Lucas, THX

Kayo TLW

EXCELLENT Last Word, Ping! Welcome back to the fold!

Insane Hefferlumps rule KO

You know it baby!

I've got one too patsy..

if you're referring to belly buttons, that is.

Ping,

I;ve always suspected you of being a girl, you've just confirmed this.

You don't even know what TLW means, let alone, THW.

Lucas, THX

The Force. TLW

Be Strong in this one.

The One TLW

I did mean my tummy button - what were you inferring to?! Did the yearly defluffing yesterday...

TLW

Arrrggghhhh ... must resist quips, japes and easy laughs........

It's not easy tho'

Arrrggghhhh ... must resist quips, japes and easy laughs........

It's not easy tho'

...something to do with hairballs?

Arrrggghhhh ... must resist quips, japes and easy laughs........

It's not easy tho'

I say go for the quips and the japes Thaddy. We will support you and if you get banned you can always move to Canada, aka "Banned Land" !!!!

I've been to Canada twice, nice place....... well, bits of it.

I've been to Canada twice, nice place....... well, bits of it.

While you were there did you drink Canada Dry?

Lumberjacks TLW (if you're a tree).

Why would he go to Canada if banned? Have they got plenty of teak there?

Door prize TLW

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I call my girlfriend Hinges 'cos she's something to adore

Chuckle TLW

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I call my girlfriend Hinges 'cos she's something to adore

Chuckle TLW

An old Steve & the Board song from the '60s (where it belonged and should remain)

Unresurrected TLW

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I call my girlfriend Hinges 'cos she's something to adore

Chuckle TLW

An old Steve & the Board song from the '60s (where it belonged and should remain)

Unresurrected TLW

I remember it as an old music hall joke.

I say, I say, I say.

My dog's got no nose.......TLW

I say, I say, I say....

I went into the pharmacy the other day and I asked the Chemist, 'Have you got cotton balls?'

He said, 'What, do you reckon I'm a bloody teddybear!'

Oldies but goodies TLW

I went into the butchers the other day and asked "Have you got a pig's head?"

"No sir, I always part my hair this way".

So I then asked "Do you keep dripping?"

"Yes sir, embarrasing isn't it".

TLW taken over by The Last Old Joke thread.

Coup de tat TLW

tit for tat....

you got any....