Massive amounts of Humble .... and the odd crow.

Where is he btw?

Sorry, just remembered, no need to answer that.

Recalcitrant ..... tlw

Obstinate reluctance!

Never forget to add those...Blackbirds TLW.

Four 'n Twenty (any Melburnians about? [A popular local brand of pie maker])

Holiday Home for Pets and Pies Co..............Always a good name for a new ....business Tlw

Pleasure - TLW

Well, this is my 1,000th post. Thought this an appropriate thread for this post.

What do we have to show for all those hours on TV responding to the ramblings of people supposedly saner than us ?

Flamed, grilled and ridiculed, hung up and pilloried for having the temerity to post. Howled down and laughed at by members who have less regard for feelings than the ocean has for grains of sand on the beach. Victimised by scammers and shammers alike, then hounded away for the circling hyenas to pick off at their leisure. Led into dark and blind alleys then abandoned with nary a glint to find a way out. Made to jump, fetch, beg, roll over and play dead for the amusement of anonymous masters. Sparred with then left bruised and bleeding by bullies and wimps alike. Souls ripped apart and egos trampled by the uncaring hoardes like a stampede of wild bulls. Values, beliefs and faith hit-and-run victims left for dead in the gutter by driven maniacs. Self-esteem inflated like a hot air balloon, set adrift then pricked with barbed acid tongues, plunging to the applause of an eager crowd. Sought entry to the temple of knowledge only to find a liar's den instead. Repeatedly made a fool by the fool's fool. Chastised for ignorance and derided for wisdom. Accused of being the same yet found guilty and punished for being different with no right of appeal. Convicted by an angry mob determined to see truth and justice banished with the light.

And yet, just when all hope for humanity seems to have faded to oblivion, someone says or does something humane and the balance of the universe is again restored.

And that was only what happened on TV yesterday.

TLW - unbelievable

Just as i was going frew my few pages of tlw i came upon this.

Ey, you - you try to have this lot take the panties off you, then stick a pinapple up u, then make you out to be some sort of wierd pussy then you can complain And all that weariing a flamenco dancing dress. Whilst drinking strange south american cocktaoo tails?

Then, my deeeeeer, you can starting your silly little banter.

Welcome to HERE TLW

Interesting Patsy. (It would probably be even more interesting if I understood it.)

Interesting Patsy. (It would probably be even more interesting if I understood it.)

You have to know the history and be able to read between the lines. If you knew what went on in Bedlam a few years back?!? - makes spank paddles seem mild!

Ah, the pre-rules Bedlam. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending upon your perspective), I was not an inmate in those days... I understood the rules were introduced only because of friction between a few Bedlamites that was spinning out of control (is that correct?). Damned pity!

Ah, the pre-rules Bedlam. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending upon your perspective), I was not an inmate in those days... I understood the rules were introduced only because of friction between a few Bedlamites that was spinning out of control (is that correct?). Damned pity!

True but a slight over-simplification of what went on. To be honest I forget the detail!

Forgetfulness - TLW

Rules Bahhhhh......Burn the books !! Heresy TLW.

Ah, the pre-rules Bedlam. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending upon your perspective), I was not an inmate in those days... I understood the rules were introduced only because of friction between a few Bedlamites that was spinning out of control (is that correct?). Damned pity!

True but a slight over-simplification of what went on. To be honest I forget the detail!

Forgetfulness - TLW

Probably for the best eh?

Serendipity ....... TLW

Yep! Really for the best - The best last word.

Not the best, this is.......Is TLW

Well, this is my 1,000th post. Thought this an appropriate thread for this post.

What do we have to show for all those hours on TV responding to the ramblings of people supposedly saner than us ?

Flamed, grilled and ridiculed, hung up and pilloried for having the temerity to post. Howled down and laughed at by members who have less regard for feelings than the ocean has for grains of sand on the beach. Victimised by scammers and shammers alike, then hounded away for the circling hyenas to pick off at their leisure. Led into dark and blind alleys then abandoned with nary a glint to find a way out. Made to jump, fetch, beg, roll over and play dead for the amusement of anonymous masters. Sparred with then left bruised and bleeding by bullies and wimps alike. Souls ripped apart and egos trampled by the uncaring hoardes like a stampede of wild bulls. Values, beliefs and faith hit-and-run victims left for dead in the gutter by driven maniacs. Self-esteem inflated like a hot air balloon, set adrift then pricked with barbed acid tongues, plunging to the applause of an eager crowd. Sought entry to the temple of knowledge only to find a liar's den instead. Repeatedly made a fool by the fool's fool. Chastised for ignorance and derided for wisdom. Accused of being the same yet found guilty and punished for being different with no right of appeal. Convicted by an angry mob determined to see truth and justice banished with the light.

And yet, just when all hope for humanity seems to have faded to oblivion, someone says or does something humane and the balance of the universe is again restored.

And that was only what happened on TV yesterday.

TLW - unbelievable

Just as i was going frew my few pages of tlw i came upon this.

Ey, you - you try to have this lot take the panties off you, then stick a pinapple up u, then make you out to be some sort of wierd pussy then you can complain And all that weariing a flamenco dancing dress. Whilst drinking strange south american cocktaoo tails?

Then, my deeeeeer, you can starting your silly little banter.

Welcome to HERE TLW

Had no idea of what responses I might get, but yours is golden.

TLW - admiration

Easily Pleased TLW.

Happiness - TLW

Hamlet ....... tlw

Hovis TLW

New World Symphony - TLW

Oh, and a link...

And the favourite advert...

And the funniest spoof ever - really made me chuckle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32eSB0ZRPxQ

Youtube content is not visible for quite a few people in Thailand now, hasn't been for weeks.

Looks like the last word will be TIT ......TLW

Sorry! When it's back check them out...

Thad the first link is no longer available (didn't check the other two); I'm getting Youtube here in Phuket... not that I use/watch it.

Not wishing to turn this into a serious topic...... but that's the problem, you can get to the youtube website but all the videos say 'no longer available'

Annoying ....TLW

I tried a different link (one on the side column) and it loaded without problem...

Edit: Maybe links are disabled if they have a particular rating?

Which ISP are you with?

Which ISP are you with?

I'm with the Halifax.

Jeez TLW taken over by the cybertrons, is there a Doctor in the house?

Which ISP are you with?

Cyberzone (wireless) Patong.

IP lookup:

Your IP Address: 58.147.59.55

Host Name: mx-ll-58.147.59-55.tttmaxnet.com

Country Code: TH

Country Name: Thailand

City: Bangkok

Region: 40

Latitude: 13.7500

Longitude: 100.5167

Well, there you go, you're on TT&T....... it's TOT that are making the problem.

Bastids ..... TLW

Resistance is futile........Exxxtttteeerrrmmmiiinnnaaattteee! TLW