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A guy went into a butchers shop & said " can I have that pigs head in the window " the butcher replied it's a mirror you <deleted>!

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Sorry, not short.

Paddy decides to go to London coz his friends convince him it's easy money there.

First day he finds a fiver in the street so he's convinced.

Goes to find a room and the landlady says sure Paddy come in, great he thinks they already know my name.

Sees a mirror and looks and decides they already have a picture of him on the wall.

Decides to post the 'picture' to let his parents see it.

Dad opens the 'picture' and says 'God our paddy's aged since he went to London, Ma looks over his shoulder and says, No wonder, look at the old bag he's going around with.

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