July 26, 201312 yr Five surgeons were talking about the best patients... First surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." Second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" Fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable." To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
July 27, 201312 yr As an ex engineer the worst thing that can happen is not bits left over but not enough bits to finish the job.
July 27, 201312 yr As an ex engineer the worst thing that can happen is not bits left over but not enough bits to finish the job. I'm an ex engineer also, but had hip surgery last year and there were bits left over when they finished!
July 28, 201312 yr As an ex engineer the worst thing that can happen is not bits left over but not enough bits to finish the job. I'm an ex engineer also, but had hip surgery last year and there were bits left over when they finished! If your hips are working OK now and you feel OK do what all engineers do while no-one is looking and discretely chuck the spare bits away.
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