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Just come back from the hospital, they reckon the baby might be here by the morning. Now i am shitting myself :D:D:D

I will keep you all posted. I will nip home between contractions to let you all know how its going. :o But for the time being i am home.

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Just come back from the hospital, they reckon the baby might be here by the morning. Now i am shitting myself :D:D:D

I will keep you all posted. I will nip home between contractions to let you all know how its going. :o But for the time being i am home.

Woo hooo DB.... you must be right on edge.. :D

Good luck..and best wishes to both of you.. :D

totster :D

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Just come back from the hospital, they reckon the baby might be here by the morning. Now i am shitting myself :D:D:D

I will keep you all posted. I will nip home between contractions to let you all know how its going. :D But for the time being i am home.

Woo hooo DB.... you must be right on edge.. :D

Good luck..and best wishes to both of you.. :D

totster :D

Thanks mate.

Yeah quite on edge, so i need more Thai vsa to keep me calm. Going ot have a couple of bacon sarnies in a minute and try to get some sleep. I said to her "make sure that ######ing baby aint born tonight, or while im in the middle of posting on tv" :o But i dont she listened to me :D

Thanks mate.

Yeah quite on edge, so i need more Thai vsa to keep me calm. Going ot have a couple of bacon sarnies in a minute and try to get some sleep. I said to her "make sure that ######ing baby aint born tonight, or while im in the middle of posting on tv" :o But i dont she listened to me :D

You'll have to tell her to cross her legs till you get there.. :D

totster :D

Don't shit yourself dude! You're going to get enough of that over the next few years in dirty diapers!

Best wishes to you- and hope for a speedy delivery for your Missus! :-)

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Whats on about Brit? i have the hard job. I have to get out of my bed and ######ing drive her to hospital. I then have to sit there in a uncomfortable chair while she gets a bed. She then gets someone playing with her pussy. Do i get someone playing with my cock? Do i ######. And you say she has the hard job.............. :D:o

Whats on about Brit? i have the hard job. I have to get out of my bed and ######ing drive her to hospital. I then have to sit there in a uncomfortable chair while she gets a bed. She then gets someone playing with her pussy. Do i get someone playing with my cock? Do i ######. And you say she has the hard job.............. :D:o

Lets get it into perspective ..... imagine trying to shit a watermelon ! :D

totster :D

Whats on about Brit? i have the hard job. I have to get out of my bed and ######ing drive her to hospital. I then have to sit there in a uncomfortable chair while she gets a bed. She then gets someone playing with her pussy. Do i get someone playing with my cock? Do i ######. And you say she has the hard job.............. :D:o

Lets get it into perspective ..... imagine trying to shit a watermelon ! :D

totster :D

Piss out a watermelon is more like it. :D

Good luck and best wishes to both of you.

:D

A Songkran baby... :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Good on ya mate, seeing the sprog for the first time is a real buzz.

Take a butchers at this pic (sorry, I have just been reading the Aussie slang thread).

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Oops, that bloody crib got in the way, I was trying to take a picture of the cute nurse :o

But got my two daughters anyway :D

Congrats Daleyboy! A Songkran baby has to be good luck, right? :o

Good luck DaleyBoy,

but i do feel sorry for your Mrs. Your 6 feet 8 inch yeah and the wife's about 5' 3 or 4. She's just about to try and squeeze out a "mini you" :o:D:D

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Thanks for the best everyone. Still waiting. We went to hosptial last night, got stuck there for 2 hours. They told us she was in labour and then sent us home. Said there was no point in staying, but to come back when things got worse.

So we got home the wife had a bath and some food, then she went to bloody bed :D and has been asleep ever since. I have hardly slept, eveytime she moved i was awake. :D

Hopefully something is going to happen today, and indeed a songkran baby would be great. I dont know if my nerves can take much more of this waiting :o

Mrbo you got my height correct but the wife is actually 4"10 :D

Nice pic Tuky :D But i think i will be needing a wide angle lense when he finally decides he is coming out :D

Good luck to the both of you :D

Im still thinking about 6' 8 vs 4'10 The baby will come out , take one look at you and crawl back in :o

Best wishes

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Good luck to the both of you :D

Im still thinking about 6' 8 vs 4'10 The baby will come out , take one look at you and crawl back in :D

Best wishes

:D Thanks mate. I think the baby will be 4"10 when he comes out anyway :o . The docs have already told us he is going to be VERY BIG.

Still no news, the wife is still in bed asleep, so i dont know whta is going on :D

Guess i will just have to keep posting till something happens :D

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?

We have a girl , She will be 11 months old on saturday . My little bundle of joy and big bundle of something that smells funny .

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We were told it is a boy, but they wouldnt guarantee it, just in case they have got it wrong.

So far it has gone all quiet. Not sure what is going on now. The wife has had no more contractions for 5 hours. Spoke to the midwife, and she said it is just a matter of waiting. :o

So last night they said it would be today, and now today they said it is just a case of having to wait, so who knows what is going on :D

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Well its all gone quiet again. The wife has had no pains at all today, so it looks like last night was a bit of a false alarm. :D

You can bet he will want to come out just when i am settling down to watch something on tv. Is there F1 this weekend? :o

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?

We have a girl , She will be 11 months old on saturday . My little bundle of joy and big bundle of something that smells funny .

I want one.... :o

Can a bloke get broody ?? :D

totster :D

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Do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?

We have a girl , She will be 11 months old on saturday . My little bundle of joy and big bundle of something that smells funny .

I want one.... :o

Can a bloke get broody ?? :D

totster :D

:D Yeah i reckon you can. I tell you what mate, once he is born i will bring him upto cheltenham to meet you, and i will let you change a couple of shitty nappies, and then see if your still broody :D

Anyway, she has had a few more pains tonight so maybe tonight is the night. :D

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Do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?

We have a girl , She will be 11 months old on saturday . My little bundle of joy and big bundle of something that smells funny .

I want one.... :o

Can a bloke get broody ?? :D

totster :D

Sure you can :D

Baby Tara ( Tala )

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Do you know if it's a boy or a girl ?

We have a girl , She will be 11 months old on saturday . My little bundle of joy and big bundle of something that smells funny .

I want one.... :o

Can a bloke get broody ?? :D

totster :D

Sure you can :D

Baby Tara ( Tala )

She's lovely Jeff... :D

totster (even more bloody broody) :D

Thanks totster ,

yes , it' is true , I do good work but it's a labor of love :o

Thanks totster ,

yes , it' is true , I do good work but it's a labor of love :o

:D

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Nice pic Jeff thanks for sharing. At least i can get the shitty nappy image out of my head, and i can get the "look at me i am a cute baby that doesnt shit or scream all night" image back. :o

No news yet, she had a couple more pains last night, but doesnt want to go to hospital yet. :D

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