Two little brothers, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dived into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time!"

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

Actually she was on holiday at the time.

Father O'Malley fell off the cliff. He grabbed a branch and shouted for help. A very loud voice called, '' Let Go and I will save you , I am The Lord ''.

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'' Is there anyone else up there ? '' , the priest shouted.

A friend of mine had a bumper sticker, which said,

"GODISNOWHERE"

Sort of up to the individual to interpret it. A few people got mad at him.

Isnt he always missing?

Saw a t-shirt in Bangkok with a benevolent Devils face

which said :- God's busy - Can I help?

Little Solly, playing on the beach, was swept out to sea by a big wave.

"Lord, Lord", called his mum, "please give Solly back."

Solly was washed ashore unharmed on the next wave.

"He had a hat", shouted hs mum.