So I was in the toilet last night doing my thing and stuff and suddenly a really loud noise came from the floor, then about 2 or 3 seconds later it happened. It was soooo horrible I still can't remove the smell even a day after! I took about 20 showers and used pure BLEACH to clean myself, but still no go: whenever I walk, people turn around with their hands on their nose... It's a real nightmare! I'm near suicidal

FYI this is a true story and if this is a joke, then it's a really really bad one. It happened at the 5baths-toilets mid-WS. I had to walk back home, no taxi would take me.

I've searched the net for similar experiences and the nearest I could find to my experience is this video which looks PRETTY similar to what happened to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIhtxCLz_I#t=55

U joking

mataleo

S_it happens... crap.

SH*T....... what a terrible thing to happen to anyone..........phew

And the soi dogs reactions were .................................

Wow, you really must have felt like a real turd!

More importantly did you ask for your THB 5 back ?

ha ha ha....at least you've kept your sense of humor, but not a clue on what happened

And the soi dogs reactions were .................................

Typical "woof woof!"

I'm trying to picture what you looked like after you were "toilet-bombed".

Started happening in Thailand, all over,

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Since when do taxi drivers "smell" their customers ?

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Since when do taxi drivers "smell" their customers ?

The odor was so strong that anybody could smell it 100 meters around! How could they NOT smell it?

Beside there was NO MISTAKE possible on the origin of the brown matter covering me entirely from head to toe.

It's not from me but this picture is ridicilus compared to what happened to me, as for me the shit was sprayed toward the ceiling, getting shit on my hair and stuff...

Sympathise with you koeko , I used to work in a tanning factory .

Shame it wasn't a tanning studio , ha ha , but I can assimilate with the smell

Part of my job was to unload the effluent into the collection ponds ,

I could never got to the pub , people can smell the work related problems .

But having it happen in public space !

Hope it works out ok for ya .

This is terrible, can you give us the location so I can avoid this public toilet in the future.

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This is terrible, can you give us the location so I can avoid this public toilet in the future.

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It's the toilets behind the boxing ring (middle of Walking Street) on the left side.

I'm not alone!

It happened to me in Mexico City. I don't want to talk about it!

Sympathise with you koeko , I used to work in a tanning factory .

Shame it wasn't a tanning studio , ha ha , but I can assimilate with the smell

Part of my job was to unload the effluent into the collection ponds ,

I could never got to the pub , people can smell the work related problems .

But having it happen in public space !

Hope it works out ok for ya .

The problem with me is that the odor doesn't go away, I had to throw away all the clothes that I've used today as they are all contaminated now, even the bed sheets had to be replaced, and I'm still showering like every hour...

Are you being fecesious? Sounds like you had a crap day. Takes 'learning to use the bum squirter' to whole new level.

Nappies for you.

You have given us such a laugh reading this.....and the pictures were hilarious .......thank you

ps.....I often wondered why I was always seeing "Thais" peeing along the roadside.....now I know

I now believe this story 100%.

The word has got around town.

Had a very busy day.

Got 3 taxi's.today.

And would you believe each driver asked if he could smell me before I got onboard.

A late contender for post of the year! One day you will look back and laugh....if you ever get rid of the smell!

Nasty.

An hour or two in a sauna might get it out of your skin.

Or hot springs sort of bath thing.

Nasty.

An hour or two in a sauna might get it out of your skin.

Or hot springs sort of bath thing.

I ended up shaving my hairs completely, the smell wouldn't go away even with super hot water...

It was a crap day, and now it became a true nightmare, I look totally hideous with a bold head...

""bold head""

every post's a winner with this OP

""bold head""

every post's a winner with this OP

Sorry I meant "bald" not "bold"

koeko.

Thank you for sharing your experience.

It certainly has been an experience.

Just what we need on Pattaya Forum at Christmas, An exploding toilet topic