Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow

[phantomfiddler]

"Rushed" to the scene ? A new breed of policeman emergeth

[mrtoad]

[...]

Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof!

Thai French Beef that needed some tender loving care?

The murderer can get let off this time. Jealousy - 'crime of passion'. But only if the Judge is French.

What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities...

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?

[mrtoad]

All the VD's of the world came from human and animal sex. Bestiality.

From personal experience?

[moe666]

It could have been worse

[Pimay1]

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

<deleted> is on that cows head ? headphones ?

Horns maybe?

[keemapoot]

You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

<deleted> is on that cows head ? headphones ?

Horns maybe?

I think you're right...but I'd still do him.

[GuyL]

What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities...

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?

No, it isn't. While it is still legal in some parts of the USA, for instance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

[mrtoad]

What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities...

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?

No, it isn't. While it is still legal in some parts of the USA, for instance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

Yes, I had heard that certain US states allow a bit of animal loving.

[Amusements]

Thaivisa..The hub of Cowmedians

[Rimbuman]

They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? BTW RIP.

No, goat shagging is more popular over there, camels are way to high

[Jingthing]

What happens in Lamphun, stays in Lamphun!

Don't judge.

On second thought, go ahead, judge.

Edited March 30, 2014 by Jingthing

[PatOngo]

I bet his mother got a shock when she found how and why he died.

[Runamile]

It was all a big cum-on. The cow wasn't wearing underwear.

[Jingthing]

I bet his mother got a shock when she found how and why he died.

That is why people shouldn't have kids ...

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the cow's hoohah!

What ever happened to traditional family values such as internet porn?

Edited March 30, 2014 by Jingthing

[mrtoad]

I bet his mother got a shock when she found how and why he died.

Probably in a bad moooooood

[Pimay1]

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) – must be contacted about this atrocity. After all – Rape is Rape! In the Philippines, Rape carries a Death Sentence. What if this poor Cow was raped in the Philippines? I dare say, the consequences would be to severe to contemplate!

PETA actually promotes having sex with animals. Peter Singer is the founder of the animal rights movement. PETA president Ingrid Newkirk and Peter defend the right to "get sexual pleasure" from animals in the article below. Talk about a nut case organization.

http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/rubin072105.htm

[CWN]

I think there is a slightly missunderstanding.

He most probably raped a Red Buffalo not a cow.

[takkatan in the land]

yeesh!! definitely I´m not gonna eat anymore dairy products or cow meat in thailand

[Eloelo]

how do they know it was rape..did the cow report him or sream out! seriously should report the facts before sensationlist journalism gets out of hand! hope the cow is going to be ok!

[atyclb]

Expect many comments on this topic with bonafide tv experts with lots of "cow shagging experience" from back home.

not to mention some of their activities in thailand that may come under the heading of "animal husbandry"

Edited March 30, 2014 by atyclb

[Crazy chef 1]

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

....or had migrane.

[atyclb]

This story should take some heat away from the drunk aussie in phuket.

Who in the world at tv.com placed this story in "lifestyle" ?

Edited March 30, 2014 by atyclb

[balo]

Another day in paradise. You think you've heard it all but TIT.

Sent from my SM-P601 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

[papa al]

Forceable or statutory?

What is the age of consent for consensual bovine lovemaking here.

[ginjag]

it dosen't mention if the cow was male or female

Grew up in the city, did you? Under a rock? Or, were you educated in Thailand?

The bull was female and the man was Bi

[Naam]

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

ot having a head ache...

[sirchai]

I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper.

Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up.

Dude, it seems that you need professional help. TVF is the right place with all psychological help from experienced expats/experts.

We can heal you, just believe in us. Thanks.

[BritManToo]

Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker!

Milking stool or upturned bucket.

[sirchai]

Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

ot having a head ache...

Or menstruation would be a good excuse.

[sirchai]

What happens in Lamphun, stays in Lamphun!

holy_cow.jpeg

Don't judge.

On second thought, go ahead, judge.

Holy cow, Jing.

Edited March 30, 2014 by sirchai