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Man Murdered After Sexually Assaulting His Friend’s Cow


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PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) must be contacted about this atrocity. After all Rape is Rape! In the Philippines, Rape carries a Death Sentence. What if this poor Cow was raped in the Philippines? I dare say, the consequences would be to severe to contemplate!

But the cow as far as I know hasn't made a statement yet, so it might have been consensual.

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Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof!

Thai French Beef that needed some tender loving care?

The murderer can get let off this time. Jealousy - 'crime of passion'. But only if the Judge is French.

What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities... wink.png

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?

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You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

CATTLE_13569f.jpg

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

<deleted> is on that cows head ? headphones ?

Horns maybe?

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You guys ever been to India? Wow, eye candy everywhere:

CATTLE_13569f.jpg

I waited for fifteen minutes in a hot taxi on the way to the hotel in Delhi due to a heard of cows blocking the road. I asked the driver to get out and clear the road. He said no, no, one of them might be my ancestor.

<deleted> is on that cows head ? headphones ?

Horns maybe?

I think you're right...but I'd still do him.

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What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities... wink.png

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?

No, it isn't. While it is still legal in some parts of the USA, for instance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

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What justifies bashing the French on this matter? As far as I know, my fellow countrymen are not particulary known for having sex with their animals. If I were to generalise, which I won't do because it would be stupid, I would say that it's more a specialty of a few other nationalities... wink.png

Just one example: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-dog-wayne-brysons-girlfriend-3143327

Is beastiality legal in France?
No, it isn't. While it is still legal in some parts of the USA, for instance.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States

Yes, I had heard that certain US states allow a bit of animal loving.

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I bet his mother got a shock when she found how and why he died.

That is why people shouldn't have kids ...

If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the cow's hoohah!

What ever happened to traditional family values such as internet porn?

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PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) – must be contacted about this atrocity. After all – Rape is Rape! In the Philippines, Rape carries a Death Sentence. What if this poor Cow was raped in the Philippines? I dare say, the consequences would be to severe to contemplate!

PETA actually promotes having sex with animals. Peter Singer is the founder of the animal rights movement. PETA president Ingrid Newkirk and Peter defend the right to "get sexual pleasure" from animals in the article below. Talk about a nut case organization.

http://www.canadafreepress.com/2005/rubin072105.htm

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Expect many comments on this topic with bonafide tv experts with lots of "cow shagging experience" from back home.

not to mention some of their activities in thailand that may come under the heading of "animal husbandry"

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Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

....or had migrane.

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Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

ot having a head ache...

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I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper.

Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up.

Dude, it seems that you need professional help. TVF is the right place with all psychological help from experienced expats/experts.

We can heal you, just believe in us. Thanks.

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Should I cry or laugh about this one?

Feel sorry for the dead man, but can't stop laughing for the reasons of the murder.

Rape a cow? And the cow cried aloud?

Have you seen a veterinarian examining a cow?

I'm lost.

its only rape if the cow said no

or in a bad moood...

ot having a head ache...

Or menstruation would be a good excuse.

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