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What did you think was going to happen ? :D

I can't say much more on this thread because im to contumely but at least I know the word for it now , Thanks .

Now there goes a gentleman and a scholar. :o

Oi dunno wot 'es on abaht. An I 'ad a good edumacation. I were brung up good. Even had electrocution lessons. My muvver used to cum to skool and help the teachers beat me so they cawd learn me betterer.

ROTFLMAO, lampy. :D

:D this threads about talking English.

YEAH !! Engrish... :D

totster

ROTLFLMAO A bIT MORE tOTS:..

I hate it when I have to look up a words meaning .... :D

btw... I'm sure you don't sound like an ###### Jeff, I was making a rather broad generalisation...

totster :D

first success: Totster replied with a two-liner!

FO

totster

In all fairness, Tot´s replied with two lines on another fred, something about liking it up the bum or something. Maybe that´s why he wants to work in the F.O. (Foreign Office)

Kayo - stick to being a clown mate, suits you better!! :D

So, you wish to arbiter my benefactory augmentation of these bandwithes?

I don't really like 69's... I find I can't concentrate properly on the job in hand when I'm gettin me knob sucked.. :D

:D

Focus on what you are needing to accomplish and trust your partner do accomplish what she must. Like lighting eachothers cigarettes at the same time, only more exciting, and infintly less embarrasing.

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Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish. :D

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>... :o

totster :D

Folks, I like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the specail feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even inthe colon, I don't know.

I'm just a regular joe with an regular job,

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and My job , my kidsa and my car

My feet on the table and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

to keep a man like me interested.

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah

I drive reallt slow in the ultra fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

I use public toilets and I pss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying

"How about this heat?"

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, he's the world's biggest ######)

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

while handicap people make handicap faces

I'm an ######( he's an ######, he's a real kcfuing ######)

Maybe I shoudn't be sining this song,

ranting and raving and carrying on

maybe their right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaaah!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

You know what I am going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!

And I'm gonna drive around in that bsby as 115 mph getting one mile per gallon,sucking down a quarter punder chesseburger from McDonald's in the old fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe muy mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss that styrofoam contianer right out the side and there ain't a Godmda thing anybody can do about it.

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear %^$#ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democract they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pssed off. You wanna know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pssed off the Dukes gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you really are an ######!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal.

I'm an ###### (he's an ###### what an ######)

A S S H O L E Everybody! A S S H O L E !

Denis Leary - ######, No Cure for Cancer

What's the A stand for in American? I'm an ###### and proud of it! :D

Your an American are you not ? Or ................ :D

Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish. :D

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>... :o

totster :D

Folks, I like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the specail feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even inthe colon, I don't know.

I'm just a regular joe with an regular job,

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and My job , my kidsa and my car

My feet on the table and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

to keep a man like me interested.

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah

I drive reallt slow in the ultra fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

I use public toilets and I pss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying

"How about this heat?"

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, he's the world's biggest ######)

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

while handicap people make handicap faces

I'm an ######( he's an ######, he's a real kcfuing ######)

Maybe I shoudn't be sining this song,

ranting and raving and carrying on

maybe their right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaaah!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

You know what I am going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!

And I'm gonna drive around in that bsby as 115 mph getting one mile per gallon,sucking down a quarter punder chesseburger from McDonald's in the old fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe muy mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss that styrofoam contianer right out the side and there ain't a Godmda thing anybody can do about it.

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear %^$#ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democract they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pssed off. You wanna know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pssed off the Dukes gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you really are an ######!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal.

I'm an ###### (he's an ###### what an ######)

A S S H O L E Everybody! A S S H O L E !

Denis Leary - ######, No Cure for Cancer

What's the A stand for in American? I'm an ###### and proud of it! :D

:D:D:D:D

scheduled for download! Denis Leary is the guy who did that?

Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish. :D

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>... :o

totster :D

Folks, I like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the specail feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even inthe colon, I don't know.

I'm just a regular joe with an regular job,

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and My job , my kidsa and my car

My feet on the table and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

to keep a man like me interested.

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah

I drive reallt slow in the ultra fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

I use public toilets and I pss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying

"How about this heat?"

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, he's the world's biggest ######)

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

while handicap people make handicap faces

I'm an ######( he's an ######, he's a real kcfuing ######)

Maybe I shoudn't be sining this song,

ranting and raving and carrying on

maybe their right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaaah!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

You know what I am going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!

And I'm gonna drive around in that bsby as 115 mph getting one mile per gallon,sucking down a quarter punder chesseburger from McDonald's in the old fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe muy mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss that styrofoam contianer right out the side and there ain't a Godmda thing anybody can do about it.

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear %^$#ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democract they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pssed off. You wanna know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pssed off the Dukes gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you really are an ######!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal.

I'm an ###### (he's an ###### what an ######)

A S S H O L E Everybody! A S S H O L E !

Denis Leary - ######, No Cure for Cancer

What's the A stand for in American? I'm an ###### and proud of it! :D

Your an American are you not ? Or ................ :D

Yup, and giving what they want. :D

Why we could simply speak the Queen's Slangish. :D

Or... we could all speak with an Amercian accent and sound like total <deleted>... :o

totster :D

Folks, I like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the specail feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even inthe colon, I don't know.

I'm just a regular joe with an regular job,

I'm your average white suburbanite slob

I like football and porno and books about war

I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor

My wife and My job , my kidsa and my car

My feet on the table and a cuban cigar

But sometimes that just ain't enough

to keep a man like me interested.

(oh no) no way (uh-uh)

No, I've gotta go out and have fun

at someone else's expense

(oh yeah) Yeah yeah

I drive reallt slow in the ultra fast lane

while people behind me are going insane!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

I use public toilets and I pss on the seat

I walk around in the summer time saying

"How about this heat?"

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, he's the world's biggest ######)

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces

while handicap people make handicap faces

I'm an ######( he's an ######, he's a real kcfuing ######)

Maybe I shoudn't be sining this song,

ranting and raving and carrying on

maybe their right when they tell me I'm wrong

Naaaaah!

I'm an ###### (he's an ######, what an ######)

You know what I am going to do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah!

And I'm gonna drive around in that bsby as 115 mph getting one mile per gallon,sucking down a quarter punder chesseburger from McDonald's in the old fashion non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna wipe muy mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss that styrofoam contianer right out the side and there ain't a Godmda thing anybody can do about it.

You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words: Nuclear %^$#ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democract they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tiananmen square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?

John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pssed off. You wanna know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times. That's how pssed off the Dukes gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavettes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas...

(Hey, you really are an ######!)

Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal.

I'm an ###### (he's an ###### what an ######)

A S S H O L E Everybody! A S S H O L E !

Denis Leary - ######, No Cure for Cancer

What's the A stand for in American? I'm an ###### and proud of it! :D

:D:D:D:D

scheduled for download! Denis Leary is the guy who did that?

Yeah, back in 1993. Old I know, but still funny. :D

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