Thai men biggest cheaters, small penis size blamed

[blazes]

Went for a massage yesterday, and i was showering when the thai girl walked in to give me a towel, she looked down and said WOW, I SAID ONLY AVERAGE, she said not average, very big, and grabbed her wrist to illerstrate. Then sje asked if i wanted to go hotel with her, but she would not be able to sleep after sex, i was dumbfounded, this is a spa massage place, very upmarket too.

I nearly said jet sam sam , not a thai/jap sam sam sam

I think money was more on her mind than your size...

Same kind of remark as "hansum!!"

[msealey]

A couple with marital problems decided to go to an analyst to try to sort things out. During the appointment, the doctor sked them many questions and finally asked them both to undress.

He then concluded the appointment with the advice for them to go home and on the way to buy a bag of donuts and a bunch of grapes. Once they were home, she should put the donuts on her husband's penis, and he to put some graves inside her vagina, and then to eat them gently.

This the couple did, and lo and behold, their love-life rekindled, and they were happy.

A few months later, the couple's friends mentioned that they were having problems, so the first couple advised them to go to the analyst, highly recommending him.

So the 2nd couple went, and the same thing happend in that they were questioned, then asked to undress.

The analysts then advised them to go home, and on the way buy a pack of cheezels and a bag of apples.

Sounds better when delivered in a jovial situation.

Huh?

It's a very funny joke, the first couple the wife has a tiny minge but the husband is well endowed hence the grapes and ring donut. Then the joke starts to get even funnier as it transpires a 2nd couple that new the first couple are also having the marital problems because she has a bucket fanny whilst he can fit small cheesey crisps on his manhood.

I can't wait for a jovial situation to occur with friends to steal this little gem

[allanos]

But a lot would be much smaller! The survey does talk about the "average" Thai penis size.

[wow64]

Truth be told the average thai slong is bigger then 80% of the wrinkled old knobs on here.

90% of people can make up statistics 55% of people know that.

Sent from my c64

[Jingthing]

One mystery and an answer to a question that I always wanted to know; what do women or even gays see in men’s bodies?

To me men have always appeared unattractive, they’re skin is rough and hard, hairy, hard bodies, smell like BO, ugly legs, some are bald headed or have beards, rough hairy faces and deep gruff voices.

Nothing like the feel of a young woman, skin like velvet, soft feminine voices, smooth and soft and smell nice, luxury for any man in my opinion.

A young lady once told me, that contrary to popular belief, penis size is not a number one priority when it comes to choosing male partners, they look for other qualities, but I am at a loss to figure out what they are? I am certain that if I would have been born a female, I would now be a lesbian.

Maybe see an optometrist?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/77561120@N03/

You don't have to be gay to recognize that beauty exists in males just as you don't have to be straight to recognize that beauty exists in females. Now if that beauty inspires SEXUAL attraction then there is a clue about sexuality.

On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, but I don't think it's THAT important for most of either group. Having a micro-penis is a different story.

Also as a generality male beauty is more important to gay men than straight women ... as male sexuality in general is more VISUAL.

Unattractive men are better off being straight ...

[davidstipek]

For every male cheater, there is a female cheater. So, what does this say about Thai women?

they have the biggest P...y's?? or just trying to scratch that insatable ich......

maybe their partner can't reach it.......

[tomyumchai]

the real ego deflater is when the 'female' pulls out a bigger chopper than mine .........wheres the exit?

[tetleythedog]

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Perhaps, they just bragged about cheating to compensate.

Yeah! and that's why they want to drive big cars Oh and they have guns too! Must be to get something large and hard in their hands...............lol

[tetleythedog]

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Maybe see an optometrist?

One mystery and an answer to a question that I always wanted to know; what do women or even gays see in men’s bodies?

To me men have always appeared unattractive, they’re skin is rough and hard, hairy, hard bodies, smell like BO, ugly legs, some are bald headed or have beards, rough hairy faces and deep gruff voices.

Nothing like the feel of a young woman, skin like velvet, soft feminine voices, smooth and soft and smell nice, luxury for any man in my opinion.

A young lady once told me, that contrary to popular belief, penis size is not a number one priority when it comes to choosing male partners, they look for other qualities, but I am at a loss to figure out what they are? I am certain that if I would have been born a female, I would now be a lesbian.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/77561120@N03/

You don't have to be gay to recognize that beauty exists in males just as you don't have to be straight to recognize that beauty exists in females. Now if that beauty inspires SEXUAL attraction then there is a clue about sexuality.

On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, but I don't think it's THAT important for most of either group. Having a micro-penis is a different story.

Also as a generality male beauty is more important to gay men than straight women ... as male sexuality in general is more VISUAL.

Unattractive men are better off being straight ...

Yep ! All us ugly heterosexuals say that!

[trainman34014]

A Three Year Survey ? Bloody hell; all they needed to do was go out in the street and pull a few pairs of Thai pants down before coming to these conclusions !

[wow64]

The thai guys are doing something right as that same thai guy with the "small slong" was banging your girl friend for free just after he gave her a lift to Western Union.

Sent from my c64

[godden]

The girl said last night i was a lousy lover, i said how would you know after only 20 seconds.

[GunterChiangMai]

One mystery and an answer to a question that I always wanted to know; what do women or even gays see in men’s bodies?

To me men have always appeared unattractive, they’re skin is rough and hard, hairy, hard bodies, smell like BO, ugly legs, some are bald headed or have beards, rough hairy faces and deep gruff voices.

Nothing like the feel of a young woman, skin like velvet, soft feminine voices, smooth and soft and smell nice, luxury for any man in my opinion.

A young lady once told me, that contrary to popular belief, penis size is not a number one priority when it comes to choosing male partners, they look for other qualities, but I am at a loss to figure out what they are? I am certain that if I would have been born a female, I would now be a lesbian.

Maybe see an optometrist?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/77561120@N03/

You don't have to be gay to recognize that beauty exists in males just as you don't have to be straight to recognize that beauty exists in females. Now if that beauty inspires SEXUAL attraction then there is a clue about sexuality.

On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, but I don't think it's THAT important for most of either group. Having a micro-penis is a different story.

Also as a generality male beauty is more important to gay men than straight women ... as male sexuality in general is more VISUAL.

Unattractive men are better off being

straight ...

Now it is getting gross..... Ihhhhhh! I was wondering what Buddha Issara would say to this enlightening topic?

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[pookiki]

Ever think that Thai men are the biggest cheaters because the promiscuity that brings so many farangs to Thailand is also available to Thai men? A Thai man can have as many women as he can support or when he can support them anymore, he just move on to another flower. Where do you think the term 'butterfly' comes from? It isn't because penis size is the same as a caterpillar!

[Beetlejuice]

One mystery and an answer to a question that I always wanted to know; what do women or even gays see in men’s bodies?

To me men have always appeared unattractive, they’re skin is rough and hard, hairy, hard bodies, smell like BO, ugly legs, some are bald headed or have beards, rough hairy faces and deep gruff voices.

Nothing like the feel of a young woman, skin like velvet, soft feminine voices, smooth and soft and smell nice, luxury for any man in my opinion.

A young lady once told me, that contrary to popular belief, penis size is not a number one priority when it comes to choosing male partners, they look for other qualities, but I am at a loss to figure out what they are? I am certain that if I would have been born a female, I would now be a lesbian.

Maybe see an optometrist?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/77561120@N03/

You don't have to be gay to recognize that beauty exists in males just as you don't have to be straight to recognize that beauty exists in females. Now if that beauty inspires SEXUAL attraction then there is a clue about sexuality.

On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, but I don't think it's THAT important for most of either group. Having a micro-penis is a different story.

Also as a generality male beauty is more important to gay men than straight women ... as male sexuality in general is more VISUAL.

Unattractive men are better off being straight ...

Going back to the 1970s and before, many British comedians on TV comedy shows at the time used to portray gays as rather a joke. Gays were objects of ridicule and watching repeats of such programs today can be very cringe worthy. One aspect of these TV comedy sketches was that any man who was gay would fancy any men, regardless of age, looks or appearance and the heterosexual man would end up running away with the gay in close pursuit. For example the American movie, Police academy, when a group of male friends accidentally walk into a gay bar and within seconds all the gays are on them like a plaque of locusts. Of course this is not a fact, because the same as with everyone, one man`s meat can be another man`s poison. Your quote: On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, sorry but I don`t agree. This maybe your preferences, but my one man`s meat can be another man`s poison still stands, it depends on every individuals preferences, whether male or female.

I do not agree with this small penis survey, because different people look for certain qualities when choosing a life long partner. For me I find sincerity and intelligence in a woman more of a turn on than looks. Definitely the girl next door type rather than the Park Lane model for me. I admit perhaps it`s a case of insecurity on my part, that I think it would be much more difficult to maintain and keep loyal a person who is a looker rather than a Miss Average who is more on my level. I am just being honest.

[Thorgal]

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Perhaps, they just bragged about cheating to compensate.

Yeah! and that's why they want to drive big cars Oh and they have guns too! Must be to get something large and hard in their hands...............lol

For your theory :

Average length of a penis is between 11 and 21 cm.

Only 1 "unlucky" of 5.000 men has a penis smaller than 10 cm.

Only 1 "lucky" of 10.000 men has a penis longer than 22 cm.

There are more bigger cars, statues, houses and weapons in Western countries.

Furthermore there are more Westeners living in Thailand than Thais living in Western countries.

You can't blame them because they're making more use of it...

[godden]

my girl friend has only 2 inches

[blazes]

One mystery and an answer to a question that I always wanted to know; what do women or even gays see in men’s bodies?

To me men have always appeared unattractive, they’re skin is rough and hard, hairy, hard bodies, smell like BO, ugly legs, some are bald headed or have beards, rough hairy faces and deep gruff voices.

Nothing like the feel of a young woman, skin like velvet, soft feminine voices, smooth and soft and smell nice, luxury for any man in my opinion.

A young lady once told me, that contrary to popular belief, penis size is not a number one priority when it comes to choosing male partners, they look for other qualities, but I am at a loss to figure out what they are? I am certain that if I would have been born a female, I would now be a lesbian.

Maybe see an optometrist?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/77561120@N03/

You don't have to be gay to recognize that beauty exists in males just as you don't have to be straight to recognize that beauty exists in females. Now if that beauty inspires SEXUAL attraction then there is a clue about sexuality.

On penis size, I think it's more important to gay men than straight women, but I don't think it's THAT important for most of either group. Having a micro-penis is a different story.

Also as a generality male beauty is more important to gay men than straight women ... as male sexuality in general is more VISUAL.

Unattractive men are better off being straight ...

Spoken with true Pride...

[Noi657]

Wish I had 3" instead of this enormous thing!

[ggt]

It was just a few months ago...they were talking about how size of condoms would have to be made larger to accommodate Thai men's increase in penis size...I doubt the size of the penis is causing males of be unfaithful...Thai culture lends itself to promiscuity...both men and women...IMO...

[transam]

What a crap topic...............

[lanng khao]

my girl friend has only 2 inches

off the floor?

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[HerbalEd]

I'm betting this study and it's conclusions were done with a scant amount of scientific data gathering and analysis ... if any. To accurately conclude that Thai men are the world's most unfaithful husbands would require a huge amount of costly research. And does anyone actually believe these guys did hands-on (glands-on?) penis-size research?

[dao16]

I agree that there is a lot more open cheating here (among women, too), but the size thing is ridiculous. Just not backed up by anything at all. Dumb.

[GAZZPA]

***********Size is not a BIG deal....and also most Thai women's ********** are SMALL......Too BIG******* can be a problem for too SMALL***** ....But....too BIG also can be very good for a too BIG FARANG EGO. Anyway...Thai men win over most farang men...They have a better TONGE skills...They speak Thai! Not everything is about ********* making love.

ha,ha.ha..

Very funny, has there been a survey on the best languages to speak in order to have a good tongue technique? If so was Thai top of the tree? I would love to read it.. What about the French? Surely they have president over Thai men on this point?

Or could it be you are just talking rubbish? Still very funny response to the post.

i am sure all the farangs reading will thank you for the education that oral sex exists.

[Connection]

Could it also be linked to brain size too?

[Shurup]

World Map of Penis Size by Inches.

[penwithcris]

I often engaged in foursomes with an American friend. He was built like a donkey and his internet handle is 'Major Girth'

He was also young and handsome.

Now you would think that any girls we picked up would immediately gravitate to my mate with his WMD but, surprisingly, they, almost without exception, preferred to have sex with me and my ageing 'normal' todger.

They just couldn't cope with the size, and more than that it was unwieldy to handle and believe me I tried!!

So there's hope for everyone out there

As for the conclusion that Thai male infidelity is down to penis size. I just don't subscribe to that. I have seen some very well hung Thai guys. It's more likely to be that there are so many attractive Thai girls happy to give them the opportunity to play away

[Damai]

Hmm. Four inch average? I think this is selling the average (SE) Asian male a wee bit short.

Thai males should learn the old adage: It's not the size of the wand but the magic that it weaves. And stop watching western porn; enough to give anyone an inferiority complex.

[Suradit69]

If you want to find out just how sensitive this issue is, hold your thumb and forefinger half an inch apart and show it to a Thai male who's just p*ssed you off. Make sure you have an escape route planned.

"hold your thumb and forefinger half an inch apart "

And for those of you who require visual aids, a demonstration of how you should position yourself when doing this (and what you'll look like when assuming the correct stance) is provided below. The photo has been modified to protect the identity of the obliging member who posed for us.