i am feeling left out.

[The byaMemo]

where can i find one or two of the deliteful scamming girls? they just dont seem to be coming my way. where is the best place to meet them? i guess there must be more cost effective time worthy marks about. have been on irc and specifically asked for them in likely places but (sigh), they just stay in the woodwork. perhaps i need to bring flowers ? talk about my 60 meter yacht and 3 Lamborghini? or must i practice my wet behind the ears persona? all tips welcome thanks.

perhaps something more direct like this: wanted: girl from isaan who needs a house and land package asap. no strings attached, no prior experience needed?

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[CharlieH]

Just walk into pretty much any bar !

[CharlieH]

Just walk into pretty much any bar !

Given the subject matter I dont think this will last long.

[The byaMemo]

other day i though i might try the bar approach. got to the gate looked inside, was dark so couldnt see so well, but thought better of it and turned away. soon after to be accosted by taxi scammers. they got some real bad news ones of these about here, so same same get out of there fast..

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[WitawatWatawit]

Just woken up and this is the first thing I have read today. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[benalibina]

Just woken up and this is the first thing I have read today. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Be happy it aint you who needed to start this nonsensical thread.

[The byaMemo]

Just woken up and this is the first thing I have read today. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Be happy it aint you who needed to start this nonsensical thread.

yes i can well understand the smug sense of self satisfaction one has when they can say yes been there done that. oh woe is me.<gnashes teeth in anguish, extracts another handful of hair> oh god please when will it be me. must be desperate getting religious now:((

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[cgphuket]

Most farang get what they deserve. If you haven't been scammed, maybe you don't deserve it.....

[The byaMemo]

Most farang get what they deserve. If you haven't been scammed, maybe you don't deserve it.....

sure i've been scammed by the usual suspects you know , airlines, banks, govt registered and regulated money transfer service providers. embassies, but just cant crack into the girly scammer segment.

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[benalibina]

Just woken up and this is the first thing I have read today. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Be happy it aint you who needed to start this nonsensical thread.

yes i can well understand the smug sense of self satisfaction one has when they can say yes been there done that. oh woe is me.<gnashes teeth in anguish, extracts another handful of hair> oh god please when will it be me. must be desperate getting religious now:((

The Lord might be your saviour !

[aussieinthailand]

OP why do you say?

"Wanted girl from Isaan who needs a house and land package, no strings attached, no prior experience needed"

it's called profiling, and far from accurate.

I've been scammed before by the list of usual suspects as per below in BKK and south, but never by an "Isaan girl"

In my experience I've found the scammers to come from BKK and south, taxi's, jet ski, song tao's, fruit sellers, markets, etc.

[ivan96822]

Why would you WANT to get scammed?

[ivan96822]

On second thought, STOP! Never mind!

I don't want to read anymore nonsense!

[transam]

It could be the custard stains on you tank top combined with the worn out flip flops, who knows OP........

[marko kok prong]

You must be the first Falang in Thailand who can't find a woman.

[The byaMemo]

You must be the first Falang in Thailand who can't find a woman.

oh forgot to mention i am a certified lunatic. strange and frequent loud cackling emanates daily at all hours from my room. (often a result of visiting thaivisa)

[The byaMemo]

It could be the custard stains on you tank top combined with the worn out flip flops, who knows OP........

took a look at my one and only, arent worn out but are somewhat dirty.

shirt t-shirts i do actually have one that is less than 3 years old. couldnt resist buying it it was something like 20 baht or so, couldnt find any strains in the others, most have at least one hole or rip. one has a hole bigger than your outspread hand in the back, it is one of my favourites i wear it at least once a week if not more depends on the wash cycle. am i gonna change these? not on your life. did go looking for a new money belt the other day. couldn't be bother sewing up the holes any more and things are threatening to fall out. also quite dirty now.

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[transam]

It could be the custard stains on you tank top combined with the worn out flip flops, who knows OP........

took a look at my one and only, arent worn out but are somewhat dirty.

shirt t-shirts i do actually have one that is less than 3 years old. couldnt resist buying it it was something like 20 baht or so, couldnt find any strains in the others, most have at least one hole or rip. one has a hole bigger than your outspread hand in the back, it is one of my favourites i wear it at least once a week if not more depends on the wash cycle.

Weeeeeeeeeeeell, rumour has it that Esmeralda made a fast exit on meeting you....... ......................

I jest of course.....

[The byaMemo]

It could be the custard stains on you tank top combined with the worn out flip flops, who knows OP........

took a look at my one and only, arent worn out but are somewhat dirty.

shirt t-shirts i do actually have one that is less than 3 years old. couldnt resist buying it it was something like 20 baht or so, couldnt find any strains in the others, most have at least one hole or rip. one has a hole bigger than your outspread hand in the back, it is one of my favourites i wear it at least once a week if not more depends on the wash cycle.

Weeeeeeeeeeeell, rumour has it that Esmeralda made a fast exit on meeting you....... ......................

I jest of course.....

whos esmeralda? was she that one sitting expectantly at the front gate today?

[transam]

It could be the custard stains on you tank top combined with the worn out flip flops, who knows OP........

took a look at my one and only, arent worn out but are somewhat dirty.

shirt t-shirts i do actually have one that is less than 3 years old. couldnt resist buying it it was something like 20 baht or so, couldnt find any strains in the others, most have at least one hole or rip. one has a hole bigger than your outspread hand in the back, it is one of my favourites i wear it at least once a week if not more depends on the wash cycle.

Weeeeeeeeeeeell, rumour has it that Esmeralda made a fast exit on meeting you....... ......................

I jest of course.....

whos esmeralda? was she that one sitting expectantly at the front gate today?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, your history isn't up to much is it. BUT, perhaps your a youngster eh..........

[somchaismith]

The OP's a hero!

[The byaMemo]

OP why do you say?

"Wanted girl from Isaan who needs a house and land package, no strings attached, no prior experience needed"

it's called profiling, and far from accurate.

I've been scammed before by the list of usual suspects as per below in BKK and south, but never by an "Isaan girl"

In my experience I've found the scammers to come from BKK and south, taxi's, jet ski, song tao's, fruit sellers, markets, etc.

there is a limit as to how far i am willing to put my arm into the sharks mouth.

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[ivan96822]

^^^^^^

Bonafide, certifide lunatic...

O_o

[The byaMemo]

^^^^^^

Bonafide, certifide lunatic...

O_o

you still here! thought we got rid of you a while back.

[ivan96822]

Uhmmm no. Been here for a while.

Feel free to let your imagination roam.

[The byaMemo]

this thread has helped a lot.

truth is i can see absolutely no foreseeable scenario of me and any thai woman i have ever met or seen getting to any stage anywhere near cohabitation.

so its just marking time indefinitely waiting for some unknown thing to happen. all the while getting older. but still not really sure that i want anything more from life than i have already .do i hang around some more and wait to see what ASEAN integration brings or cut and run while i still can. one wonder if the rules will change and then there is no more the option of returning. seems so much more difficult than just jumping on the plane to some other long past up maybe, other times has always shown this to be a regressive step.

perhaps i should start by initiating financial disentanglement, perhaps even separately not a bad idea either, wait for the dust to settle after integration.

Edited May 17, 2014 by The byaMemo

[marko kok prong]

And i thought tingtongdingdong was a nutjob!

[BlackArtemis]

8/10

Edited May 21, 2014 by BlackArtemis