How to bring a fly outside the ear?

[Sandman77]

Was sleeping a fly flys flys directly in my ear, years ago on phangan 3 I clock night time same

Do nothing or put eardrop inside?

My wifi only joking put the finger in the right ear close the nose and try to breeze then it comes out..

[stoneyboy]

Buzz off.

[Costas2008]

Wow, that's a clever WiFi......where did you get it from, so I can get one?

Edited June 8, 2014 by Costas2008

[Carib]

Use cheese and a mousetrap.

On second thoughts; Send a yingyok down your ear

Edited June 8, 2014 by Carib

[David48]

Someone, not me, from the studio audience suggested sticking your finger up your clacker.

Withdraw said finger and hold it close to your ear.

The fly will attracted by the natural aroma ... problem solved ...

As suggested by a member of the studio audience.

[NeverSure]

Use an inexpensive rubber bulb ear syringe and flush it out with a jet of water.

Be sure the syringe is WiFi though. Cables are a nuisance.

[krisb]

Your in Asia.

Btw, I use to feel sorry for you.

Edited June 8, 2014 by krisb

[krisb]

Use cheese and a mousetrap.

On second thoughts; Send a yingyok down your ear

Is yingyok same same as jingjok?

[Display]

You must be buzzing'

Wash it out with your shower head!

[Carib]

Use cheese and a mousetrap.

On second thoughts; Send a yingyok down your ear

Is yingyok same same as jingjok?

Naaah, they are smaller..

[krisb]

Use cheese and a mousetrap.

On second thoughts; Send a yingyok down your ear

Is yingyok same same as jingjok?

Naaah, they are smaller..

But all edible right?

[Carib]

Use cheese and a mousetrap.

On second thoughts; Send a yingyok down your ear

Is yingyok same same as jingjok?

Naaah, they are smaller..

But all edible right?

As starters before the Tokay is served.

[telldem]

Wifi = wife

[rhythmworx]

Get hold of a spider and put it in an empty toilet roll tube.

Put the tube to your ear and insert a cigarette between your fingers and into the tube covering the end with your hand.

The smoke will force the spider to move into your ear where it can have words with the fly.

[Costas2008]

Wifi = wife

Ahhhhhhhhh.......Thank you so much.

What would we do without you.

[telldem]

[arjunadawn]

Darken room and flashlight by ear first effort

[Sheryl]

Either oil-based ear drops or just plan oil of any type. Pour into your ear while your head is turned towards the opposiye side (so that it fills up by gravity), then lie down with the affected ear downward so that the oil can run out, usually when it does the insect will come with it.