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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach

good manners, asked her students the following question:


"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice

young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to

the bathroom?"


Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and

impolite."


What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the

bathroom. I'll be right back."


"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word

bathroom at the dinner table."


"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and

show us your good manners?"


Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused

for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend

of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."


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Lol, the old 'little Johnny' jokes!

He never grows old.biggrin.pngclap2.gif

What he actually meant was
Johnny said: "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with the unemployed. A situation
I hope you will help me relieve after dinner."
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