ppmacready Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You find someone driving a motorbike towards you, on the wrong side of the road acceptable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeichen Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you travel to other countries, and you wonder where the bum gun is and really wish there was one. When you dip your unripe mangoes in chilli fishpaste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you accept that parents/people misuse, their, children by letting them sell f.i. flowers at all times of day instead of sending them on time to bed and/or school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cornishcarlos Posted June 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you find yourself replying to pointless threads on TV forum..!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you start one inane topic after another. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When I continue to reply on this particular OP's topics. Either that or I am addicted to self-inflicted brain damage. Jury still out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 (edited) When you get up on the seat of a Western toilet and crouch to take a dump. Edited June 27, 2014 by Ulysses G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vacuum Posted June 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you use your lips to show the direction. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you get up on the seat of a Western toilet and crouch to take a dump. But you should add this is not a uniquely Thai thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post robblok Posted June 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you know that the topic you are replying on has been posted way back with the same title. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted June 27, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 27, 2014 when you visit your home country and talk to the girl at the supermarket checkout in Thai ! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaaack mama Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 when you consider it is acceptable to discard 50% of the food and drink you buy because it is toxic, poisonous or time and/or environment spoiled 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelJackson Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When you start commenting and discussing Gerbils ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinity11 Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 When i am in another country and i start speaking thai. Too long or long enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somsrisonphimai Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you know more about Thailand than Thai people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you start calling white people "farang". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telldem Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you start talking ting tong english to your non Thai friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ppmacready Posted June 29, 2014 Author Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you give an honest opinion of a situation involving a relationship with a Thai partner and your called cynical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banglay Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you become invisible when picking your nose in public . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) Living in Thailand timescales: Shocked at two adults and a kid with no helmets riding a motorbike -- not been here long enough. Unperturbed at the above scenario -- been here a while. Witness the above scenario and think: there's still room for a baby in the front basket -- been here too long. T Edited June 29, 2014 by Thakkar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Albertosez Posted June 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you ask the KFC delivery woman if she can come in the house and suck your d*ck whilst u are eating their chicken ? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you think it's boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thakkar Posted June 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted June 29, 2014 Living in Thailand timescales II: Visiting hookers -- newbie Got a live-in girlfriend with another on the side-- been here a while Bought a house, lost a house, back to visiting hookers-- been here too long. T 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banzai99 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When you spend every waking hour making pointless posts on an anonymous Internet forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Living in Thailand timescales III: Talking to your dick -- newbie Getting her to talk to your dick -- been here a while Taking advice from your dick -- been here too long T 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 This one struck me yesterday; when you are watching a movie set in a western country,and you feel horrified when they walk inside the house with their shoes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudel Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When starting topics about where to buy viagra for the umpteenth time,simple go to doctor get prescription go to pharmacy for god's sake...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thakkar Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Living in Thailand timescales IV: Using tissue -- newbie Using butt spray -- been here a while Grievously missing butt spray when back "home" -- been here too long Going in to use the butt spray *just* ease an itchy butt -- been here waaayy too long (Come on, veterans, we've all done this...what, just me?? Well, this is embarrassing...) T 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 Living in Thailand timescales II: Visiting hookers -- newbie Got a live-in girlfriend with another on the side-- been here a while Bought a house, lost a house, back to visiting hookers-- been here too long. T LOL I did some googling and found the Buriram Variable on Thakkar's Law of Thainess. Thinking with your dick -- newbie Got a wife, mia noi and my gik's a ladyboy -- been here a while Wishing you still had your dick -- been here too long 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBlair48 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 When cheap prostitutes or servile but gold-digging partners- are worth harassment, xenophobia and outright bigotry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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