25 Signs That You Have Grown Up

[Ulysses G.]

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke

any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up

and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed

up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those

###### kids next door

won't

turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes

around you.

12. You don't know what time your local closes

anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go

up.

14. You feed your dog Hills Science Diet instead of

McDonalds

leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of

the beginning of

one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would

severely upset,

rather

than

settle your stomach.

19. You go to the chemist for nurofen and antacid, not

condoms and

pregnancy

tests.

20. A $4.99 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good

stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces,

"I'm never going

to

drink

that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer

is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a

bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for

just one sign

that

doesn't apply to you..........

and can't find a single one to save your sorry old

arse....

[fatter than harry]

12. You don't know what time your local closes

anymore.

Thats true

(Its all true )

[dr_Pat_Pong]

12. You don't know what time your local closes

anymore.

Thats true

(Its all true )

I agree Khun Fat.

[Bluecat]

Jeez, I'm happy. I've grown up, I do not smoke my house plants anymore,...