World Cup Small Talk?

[britmaveric]

World Cup small talk?

So we got English commentary for the world cup after all, but I would have liked to have heard it by a Pattaya bargirl: “Sit down please, play game, play game - footbon, oiyee! sexy man have the ball, where he come from, I think Angrit, he only have ball for short time, he want for long time but him cheap charlie, now chocolate man have the ball, shirt say ‘number one Mr Aytee-em’, handsome man, he shoot hit the bar, oiyeee! pay bar!, pay bar! goal or no goal? referee say ‘up to you’. Sorry I speak English no good, only work here two days, never have farang. ‘bring, bring’ excuse me, my telephone ‘hello darleeng’ oiyee, what I can do” –

- John Arno

-Pattaya Mail

Friday June 30, 2006

[rainman]

i don't know what's more entertaining during a football game, the thai commentator on tv or the above