But the Land of Oz . . .Kansas is not.

Was it just me or... The ticket lady at the Harem entrance said that she was wacthing the backdoor security camera and thought she saw an Irish New York DJ walk in ... Is he still around? I´d have a love and joy in having a drink with the ol´cobbler.

yes its me and i'm still waiting on a drink!

Once upon in Denmark, I saw a man only wearing a Santa Claus mask running for his life through the main promenade, Ströget - and after him a whole host of people running and screaming 'Julemand! Julemand!' (Santa Claus, Santa Claus)

it was surreal. But probably even more so for Santa.

When I was a child, Batman and Robin came to a local fair in the Batmobile.

I'm not sure how it started, but, eventually, the whole crowd started pelting them with anything they could get their hands on, food, shoes, anything.

The last I saw of them, they ran to the Batmobile and squealed out while being showered with debris. Robin was crying and everyone else was laughing their butts off!

When I was a child, Batman and Robin came to a local fair in the Batmobile.

I'm not sure how it started, but, eventually, the whole crowd started pelting them with anything they could get their hands on, food, shoes, anything.

The last I saw of them, they ran to the Batmobile and squealed out while being showered with debris. Robin was crying and everyone else was laughing their butts off!

That's really a strange story, Ulysses G.

Do you suppose that episode affected your psyche in some manner to influence what you became in later life?

There's a lot to ponder here...

When I was a child, Batman and Robin came to a local fair in the Batmobile.

I'm not sure how it started, but, eventually, the whole crowd started pelting them with anything they could get their hands on, food, shoes, anything.

The last I saw of them, they ran to the Batmobile and squealed out while being showered with debris. Robin was crying and everyone else was laughing their butts off!

I never liked Robin.

Hopefully you do not mean our “Robin the one with the Hood” from the heart of England, you know, the one that robbed the rich and gave to the poor.

Many a year later this saying came about:-

You “Robin Bastard”

Melons, nice and firm... not plastic... and a nice fresh lemon mojito followed by the regulated tequila shots and and and...

Kayo, i am not there till the end of this week so am tanking up - if you know what i mean, kisses

Speaking of melons... there I was last night in a katoey bar with Britmaverick, Firefan, Jdinasia & Smartecrosse and this poledancer whips out "her" plastic melons on stage anyways, to cut a long story short, a few sambuca shots later and I'm straight on the stage with BritM & said katoeys shaking my melons around a pole....

Note: DO NOT feed khall sambuca shots in downtown Patong

Melons, nice and firm... not plastic... and a nice fresh lemon mojito followed by the regulated tequila shots and and and...

Kayo, i am not there till the end of this week so am tanking up - if you know what i mean, kisses

Speaking of melons... there I was last night in a katoey bar with Britmaverick, Firefan, Jdinasia & Smartecrosse and this poledancer whips out "her" plastic melons on stage anyways, to cut a long story short, a few sambuca shots later and I'm straight on the stage with BritM & said katoeys shaking my melons around a pole....(Honest I was in Bangers really)

Note: DO NOT feed khall sambuca shots in downtown Patong

Dear Knees,

Please Kan you post this on the TNES would be much better fun than here me tink with photos as well

Melons, nice and firm... not plastic... and a nice fresh lemon mojito followed by the regulated tequila shots and and and...

Kayo, i am not there till the end of this week so am tanking up - if you know what i mean, kisses

Speaking of melons... there I was last night in a katoey bar with Britmaverick, Firefan, Jdinasia & Smartecrosse and this poledancer whips out "her" plastic melons on stage anyways, to cut a long story short, a few sambuca shots later and I'm straight on the stage with BritM & said katoeys shaking my melons around a pole....(Honest I was in Bangers really)

Note: DO NOT feed khall sambuca shots in downtown Patong

Dear Knees,

Please Kan you post this on the TNES would be much better fun than here me tink with photos as well

Dear Uncle,

BritM was the official Phuket TV party photographer and he was shaking his melons around a pole too .... therefore, NO media evidence of spontaneous debauchery!

Is somebody getting a drink?

Now then fella, welcome.....

dildo´s

HUH???? Quickly.... fill me in!!!!

I couldn't be the only one to see this and not think..........certain thoughts..........could I ?

That no one else has commented on it makes me wonder. Some of you out there are obviously no where near as perverted as you should be !!

No you wern't and, yes I am.............

redrus

Is somebody getting a drink?

Now then fella, welcome.....

dildo´s

HUH???? Quickly.... fill me in!!!!

I couldn't be the only one to see this and not think..........certain thoughts..........could I ?

That no one else has commented on it makes me wonder. Some of you out there are obviously no where near as perverted as you should be !!

No you wern't and, yes I am.............

redrus

PERVERTS!!!! I wasn't, I didn't, it was dolly!!! I just meant that ... Oh, never mind ...

PERVERTS!!!! I wasn't, I didn't, it was dolly!!! I just meant that ... Oh, never mind ...

Too late. Between the dildos and pole-dancing described above, everyone knows what you mean !!

Hopefully you do not mean our “Robin the one with the Hood” from the heart of England, you know, the one that robbed the rich and gave to the poor.

Many a year later this saying came about:-

You “Robin Bastard”

No, Robin the Boy Wonder. Batman really should've worked alone.

Is somebody getting a drink?

Now then fella, welcome.....

dildo´s

HUH

I couldn't be the only one to see this and not think..........certain thoughts..........could

That no one else has commented on it makes me wonder. Some of you out there are obviously no where near as perverted as you should be !!

No you wern't and, yes I am............. :

redrus

PERVERTS!!!! I wasn't, I didn't, it was dolly!!! I just meant that ... Oh, never mind ...

Wow, I didn't know things like this would happen in a thread named after me! I am honored Khall, shake, shake 'em baby!!

Yes, another one bites the dust!

yeah... you never shook me... shook me baby, all night long... on my harem, nor on Tots´ ç

booh hooh! Unfair!

Listening to a song goes,

Bad girl.... Talking about the sad girl....

Sad girl-... Talking about the bad bad bad bad girl...

Excellent funky tune.,

Oh and whilst I´m at it.. this should be the last word.

Cos this story never ends.

And then Boon Mee said that bush wasn´t involved in the world cup quarter final rigging, and so he planted his flowers near the bargirls thread on the forum general oh shit.. too many threads... not enough time.

No pics of your melons, Khall? Patsy?

Aw c'mon Kayo - is just once a year ... a girl can't always pick when she's gonna let her hair down you know!

Yes, another one bites the dust!

Who, what, when, where?

Dunno suegha, but I reckon all the girls should get there tits out, now.

Dunno suegha, but I reckon all the girls should get there tits out, now.

I'll second that..!!

totster

I wondering is there a swimming pool here in casa khun bebop? I want to have a swim and get tan...

´mon, I´ll er... show you the pool... upstairs...just er... take that flamingo costume off first.... :whistling.

I wondering is there a swimming pool here in casa khun bebop? I want to have a swim and get tan...

The image is imprinted on my brain!

Dunno suegha, but I reckon all the girls should get there tits out, now.

I'll second that..!!

totster

Kayo and Tots being naughty!!! Now there's a suprise...

Who....? Us? Naughty?

Never...... Who wants to play with my willy...?

this isn´t very thai related, so I´ll just re phrase that...

Who want´s to play with my willy as I eat a Pad Thai?

Who....? Us? Naughty?

Never...... Who wants to play with my willy...?

this isn´t very thai related, so I´ll just re phrase that...

Who want´s to play with my willy as I eat a Pad Thai?

Typical, nonsensical kayo . .

. . . you can't concentrate on eating while someone's playing with your willy.

Certainly keep from behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle!

I wondering is there a swimming pool here in casa khun bebop? I want to have a swim and get tan...

Are you sure you're not Thai? Oh, actually -sorry- can't be Thai - NO tans allowed!!!!!

Sis, why aren't you in bed yet???

Sis, why aren't you in bed yet???

Ouch!!! Going now! (just please don't look in the Fun & perverted section or I'm in REALLY BIG trouble)