Sex & Calories...

[Bozo]

Nothing personal...

It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With consent.......................................... 12 Calories

Without consent................................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands....................................... 8 Calories

With one hand........................................ 12 Calories

With your teeth....................................... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.......................................... 6 Calories

Without an erection................................. 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris............................ 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot.......................... 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary................................................ 12 Calories

69 lying down........................................... 78 Calories

69 standing up......................................... 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow........................................... 216 Calories

Doggy Style............................................. 326 Calories

Italian chandelier..................................... 912 Calories

ORGASM:

Real.......................................................... 112 Calories

False......................................................... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................................................ 18 Calories

Getting up immediately............................................. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are: 20-29 years old............................... 36 Calories

30-39 years..................................... 80 Calories

40-49 years................................... 124 Calories

50-59 years................................... 972 Calories

60-69 years................................. 2916 Calories

70 and over...............................................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly............................................................. 32 Calories

in a hurry......................................................... 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door........... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door............3521 Calories

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