Nothing personal...

It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time here are the true caloric benefits of sex.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With consent.......................................... 12 Calories

Without consent................................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands....................................... 8 Calories

With one hand........................................ 12 Calories

With your teeth....................................... 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection.......................................... 6 Calories

Without an erection................................. 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris............................ 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot.......................... 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary................................................ 12 Calories

69 lying down........................................... 78 Calories

69 standing up......................................... 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow........................................... 216 Calories

Doggy Style............................................. 326 Calories

Italian chandelier..................................... 912 Calories

ORGASM:

Real.......................................................... 112 Calories

False......................................................... 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................................................ 18 Calories

Getting up immediately............................................. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.... 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are: 20-29 years old............................... 36 Calories

30-39 years..................................... 80 Calories

40-49 years................................... 124 Calories

50-59 years................................... 972 Calories

60-69 years................................. 2916 Calories

70 and over...............................................Death

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly............................................................. 32 Calories

in a hurry......................................................... 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door........... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door............3521 Calories

ah sor...

you certainly

add to my

humble store

of knowledge

alikatoh...

Mebelai !...