Female Hormons...

[Bozo]

Last week-end, with some of my mates, we were sharing things when suddenly one of us said : “Hey guys, I read somewhere there were female hormons in bier!”.

As we are all scientific somehow, we immediately decided to analyze this matter at the deepest level of things. Right away, we emptied about twenty cans per head, only in the ultmost interest of science, of course ! The results of this live experiment are totally impressing.

After twenty rounds :

1) we all had gained some weight,

2) we were all talking a lot for the sake of talking,

3) we were having difficulties to drive correctly,

4) it was almost impossible for us to lead even the simpliest reasonning,

5) we were absolutely refusing to recognize our wrongs, even when obvious,

6) and on top of things, we were going to pee every 5 mn, alltogether in rounds as well.

I suspect further enquiry isn’t necessary. There are female hormons in beer, indeed !…