The story places itself in Thailand during the APEC conference, and a man from America named Georges B. was bragging that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

A gent from France listened incredulously. "Why that's amazing. Where I come from there's only one way."

"Just one?" Georges asked. "And which way is that?"

"Well," the France gent began, "there's a man and there's a woman."

"Goodness gracious!" exclaims Georges, "number 80!"

Sorry guys, I actually chose our American friends as an answer to here-under "no joke" about glasses from "A. Bozzer"...

You can obviously change the nationality as you wish !...