Can You Lick Your Elbow ?

[Bozo]

Did you know ........

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!!!!!.

[elsie]

One of the 75% ...

[Bozo]

Same as I...

[meemiathai]

I tried twice!

[elsie]

I just tried the second time. Still no success.

[TizMe]

I'm still a 25%er.

[Basher]

I just tried the second time. Still no success.

I'd lickyour elbow.... both of them

Bash

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I'm still a 25%er.

Me too Tiz We can join the queue to lick Lovely's elbows

[Padkapow Guy]

I tried so hard to lick my elbow I fell off my chair.

[megashox]

I urinated under a black light!

[elsie]

Me too Tiz We can join the queue to lick Lovely's elbows

You can also pick your favourite; whipped cream, chocolate or honey.

I tried so hard to lick my elbow I fell off my chair. 

You are so determined!!

[davethailand]

MY DOGS JUST LICKED MINE FOR ME,

MY WIFE EATS MORE INSECTS THAN THAT IN A DAY.

good thread

[davethailand]

i missed that,

can i join the cue also lovely, i'll take whipped cream.

[elsie]

You got it, DT

[Pink Mist]

Gene Symmons can line up girls

[mango head]

I just tried the second time. Still no success.

How many tries do we get?

[elsie]

Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite!

Any guy confirming success is bound to be rushed by the ladies. He'll be in great demand ( unless he loses his likker license )

[the gentleman]

I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown

[Pink Mist]

I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown

can you unlock the front door with IT G????

[the gentleman]

I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown

can you unlock the front door with IT G????

would that be the Thai door or the farang door

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown

One final test Gentleman ... can you breathe through your ears ? ... an absence of the sense of smell is also an assett in this competition

[Pink Mist]

I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown

can you unlock the front door with IT G????

would that be the Thai door or the farang door

deadlock of course G

[the gentleman]

One final test Gentleman ... can you breathe through your ears ? ... an absence of the sense of smell is also an assett in this competition

, that was a trick question, I tried, passed out, bit down, and my tongue is now laying next to me - on the upside I have a new red hall runner/carpet , the downside is I cant do this anymore.

[elsie]

That'd be a great scene to witness, the gent

[the gentleman]

That'd be a great scene to witness, the gent

it is probably good that you didnt get to see it lovely as we all know - If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

whens the soap dodger boyfriend arrive?

[Basher]

Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite!

By favorite do you mean left or right?

Bash

[Bluecat]

Elbows? Please, guys, don't you have anything better to lick?

Girls, I very much understand your disappointment but, do not worry, we'll make it up,...

[elsie]

You can also pick your favourite; whipped cream, chocolate or honey.

I refer to this one, Bash.

the gent, I still wonder if our eyes can really pop out like that. Do you feel like trying? For me? Please?

My dear is supposed to be arriving early next week. But he has changed his plans due to some problems I do not really know. Probably other girls.

BC, if not elbows, what would you suggest?

[Basher]

Oh dear, now we know why he is called 'Blue' cat

Bash