Jomtien Beach

This story takes place in the south of Jomtien beach (Pattaya), where a mother and father take their six-year-old son to a nud_e beach.

As the Boy walks along the beach, he notices that some of the ladies have boobs bigger than his mother's, and asks her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is."

Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "parts" than his dad. His mother replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is."

Satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the water to play. Shortly after, the boy returns again and promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets !".