Thai Airways

[Bozo]

A pilot get on the loudspeaker shortly after take-off and says to the passengers, "Folks, welcome aboard flight 789 to Bangkok. We'll be flying at 35,000 feet, and expect to land in an hour and a half. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the flight".

Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turns to his co-pilot, yawns and says "Why don't you take over for a while? I'm going to take me a big healthy shit, and then I'm gonna ###### the brains outta that pretty young flight attendant from Chiang Mai working in coach". His announcement goes over the whole plane.

The pretty young flight attendant in coach hears this and exclaims, "Oh my Buddha" and starts running towards the cockpit. An old Mama Sang sitting in an aisle seat stops her and says "Relax honey, he's gotta take a shit first ".