I can't believe most of you guys "did it" when you were only 13!! Or are you telling porkies? My ex husband was 23! No wonder i left him after only 3 years!!

I was 12

How old was she ?

At a guess I would say it was a he.

Ooooooooooo

totster

Ooooooooo, what? Endure is gay, why wouldn't his first be a male?

Upon the request of this forum´s most regal tiger, I´ve been inspired to put up this new topic.

My Virginity was lost to no music.

There was, however the sound of some Super Nintendo game coming from the next room, where the host of the appartment (and bed) was oblivious to everything. Bless him.

The girl was a devil worshipping satanic 17 year old. I almost drowned down there. More Pacific sized, than plug hole, if you know what I mean. It was a birthday present two weeks before my 13th bday. She thought I was about to turn 16.

ALthough not long after that, when I actually knew what I was doing, I did enjoy playfully humping along and giggling with a girl to "this is how we do it baby.... "

Van morrison is Luurve soundtrack generally, although that depends upon what kind of girl I´m with, and what kind of a night we´ve had.

I lost mine in a brothel in Bolivia one afternoon after school and there weren't no music amongst GG Marquez 'sad little whores'. About 4 years later there was another memorable afternoon experience that started out on a bed and ended up with her on top and me halfway inside a wardrobe entangled with shoes...Beethoven's Missa Solemnis was on the box...('Kyyyyyyyyyyriaaaaaay.....)

Should change the title to "When did you lose it, was it to a he or she, how old were you, how old was he/she and where did it happen" thread.

(and for some of our members, you could add "and was it with an animal ?")

The Dude was 17, she was 15 or 16. The tunes being played were The Cars 1st album: Dontcha Stop, Good Times Roll, Just What I needed, Best Friend's Girl, You're All I Got Tonite etc. Led Zep Lemon Song also being played around this time. 1979 was the year

No music. But I was 16 and two of them were also sixteen while the 3rd was 17. Disgusting, init?

I can't believe most of you guys "did it" when you were only 13!! Or are you telling porkies? My ex husband was 23! No wonder i left him after only 3 years!!

I was 12

How old was she ?

At a guess I would say it was a he.

Ooooooooooo

totster

Ooooooooo, what? Endure is gay, why wouldn't his first be a male?

He was the 'older man' - all of 14 years old

At a guess I would say it was a he.

Ooooooooooo

totster

Ooooooooo, what? Endure is gay, why wouldn't his first be a male?

He was the 'older man' - all of 14 years old

See, Tots... ...now go tell Kerry who you are.

I can't believe most of you guys "did it" when you were only 13!! Or are you telling porkies? My ex husband was 23! No wonder i left him after only 3 years!!

I was 12

How old was she ?

At a guess I would say it was a he.

Ooooooooooo

totster

Ooooooooo, what? Endure is gay, why wouldn't his first be a male?

He was the 'older man' - all of 14 years old

Even worse - he was Australian and his name was Norman

See, Tots... ...now go tell Kerry who you are.

I don't want to know anymore.

15 no music and up a close after drinking alot at a local club. She was 17. I didnt tell her i was a virgin. Whap whap ooops all over. You all trying to tell me you were a stud the first time?

Nobody did it to Boy George's "Do you really want to hurt me" song ?

I thought all you Brits got jiggy listening to him, er, her, or is it "it" ?

Okay Kerry. illusions. and all that.

Okay Kerry. illusions. and all that.

As I mentioned somewhere else, your spellchecker is on the fritz.

It is spelt: DELUSIONS !

ILLUSIONS are what you see when you are DELUSIONAL !!

Not to worry, I'm watching out for you !!

The Dude was 17, she was 15 or 16. The tunes being played were The Cars 1st album: Dontcha Stop, Good Times Roll, Just What I needed, Best Friend's Girl, You're All I Got Tonite etc. Led Zep Lemon Song also being played around this time. 1979 was the year

Another eclectic mix?

See, Tots... ...now go tell Kerry who you are.

Jasus... stop being so defensive... anyone would think that I pulled your pants down in front of the girls in the playground...

Anyway... I read the quotes wrong.. I thought you were implying summat about Dr PP...

totster

See, Tots... ...now go tell Kerry who you are.

Jasus... stop being so defensive... anyone would think that I pulled your pants down in front of the girls in the playground...

And this would be a bad thing?

Anyway... I read the quotes wrong.. I thought you were implying summat about Dr PP...

totster

Yeah, so what, I was joking.

15 no music and up a close after drinking alot at a local club. She was 17. I didnt tell her i was a virgin. Whap whap ooops all over. You all trying to tell me you were a stud the first time?

This won't take long ... did it ?

Okay Kerry. illusions. and all that.

As I mentioned somewhere else, your spellchecker is on the fritz.

It is spelt: DELUSIONS !

ILLUSIONS are what you see when you are DELUSIONAL !!

Not to worry, I'm watching out for you !!

I will NEVER EVER use a yankee spell checker. NEVER. It would be, like, so bogus, dude.

I will NEVER EVER use a yankee spell checker. NEVER. It would be, like, so bogus, dude.

Mine is set to either English (Canada), English (RedNeck) or "Thinglish"

dont remember was too drunk - still havent changed!

Chicago - Hard to Say I'm Sorry

Chicago - Hard to Say I'm Sorry

That's a corker!

And just to throw you all off track...I remembered the oldie but goldie : "Are you Old Enough?"

by Dragon????

euhm.. no? sorry... what century?

(lol, send it to me... )

then oooooopppppssssss

555555555555 Brilliant!

To an Oxford Nurse, but after reading some of your ages, I am afraid mine must remain secret, to save any further embarrassment

But then I was(am) a quiet, Irish, innocent Catholic Boy

Good Luck

Moss

So ermm... Mossfinn, me young PaddyOne.... Does THIS have anything to do with it...???

Paddy

STOP calling me Paddy!

What worries me more, is that you were reading this particular board.

On reflection, what worries me even more, were the sadistic Nuns (sisters of Mercy, my a***) and the Christian Brothers ( all the wrong sort of love there)

Blimy, I need confession

Moss

"In the mood" Glen Miller.

I was 28, she was 62.

"In the mood" Glen Miller.

I was 28, she was 62.

Every time I see the words 'in the mood' the tune goes through my head for the rest of the day- swine!