The Blonde In The 4th Row

[the gentleman]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a

show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde

jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts

shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think

you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's

hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who

keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and

from reaching our full potential as a person. You and your kind continue

to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in

general...and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde

yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on

your knee!