A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car, when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Bozo, don't live up to your name...great jokes, but keep em all in the same thread, much easier to read. I am sick of opening your joke topics, so I have missed a lot of them. What a shame.

you will end up with the same amount of posts.

Hey, I said OK, didn't ! !...

I have posted about 50 more, you know...

I know, and if I was to post that reply to them all I would rack a great tally

no offence meant at all.