Ah, now I see what has the Europeans panties in such a bunch over Microsoft. MS has the audacity to have more than 10 French language options. Every proper frog knows there is only one French language - that which is spoken by the Germans.

Come again? The Brits took the liberty enriching their language with French vocabulary. When those who were not able to read and write so well tried to give it a chance across the big water and got a ticket for the Mayflower, they introduced what is now called "American English" in MS Spellcheckers to the rest of the world...

Come now, you took a very valid attempt to turn this into a France bashing thread back to dumping on us Spetics. And here I thought we were all in this thing together.

BTW – If the English wanted to enrich something by importation from France maybe ya’ll should have considered food rather than language as the place to start.

Edit- to add my BTW comment.

BTW – If the English wanted to enrich something by importation from France maybe ya’ll should have considered food rather than language as the place to start.

Edit- to add my BTW comment.

They imported food already...the famous Fish and Chips is nothing else than the "Backfisch" enjoyed in Germany far longer than in England and brought along with the Hannoverans when they took over royal duties in what is nowadays known as the United Kingdom...

That they enjoyed old cod fried up in even older lard over Crepes Suzette makes me think, but then again...

.. maybe ya’ll should have considered food rather than language as the place to start.

That comment... coming from a yank....

totster

Stop Picking On The Americans!

Why when there is so much to pick on.

Stop Picking On The Americans!

Why when there is so much to pick on.

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

Still it has got to be better for us than eating whale blubber and moose fat, which is the staple diet of all canadians

Shows how much you Imperialists know.

Oh wait, this is supposed to be the Pick On Americans thread isn't it ? Where is the "Pick On The Former Imperialist OverLords" thread ?

That fred died in the american revolution. Which, as any self respecting latin american will tell you, was not american at all. It was a united states revolution, that had nought to do with the rest of america, whatsoever. Think about it.

Now, we live in the present, and there is only one imperial overlord, and a rather patheitc one at that too.

even Belgium was a better imperial overlord in it´s day.

One more thing . Who's gretchen ?

I think it's tips codename for Kerryd ....

totster

Ach du Lieber!!!! Kommen Sie hier, kleines Gretchen.

Not bad. big toes though.

twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance,

tell her how i feel, maybe get a second glance;

now i've got to get used to not living next door to alice

Language is just a means of communication.

Frankly speaking, I don't care if you write

Humor or Humour

Neighbor or neighbour

Honor or off her

as long as we understand each other.

A quote on the gents toilet wall at our bar,

Hm... i fogot now... But it ends in

She offered her honour,

I honoured her offer,

all night long it was,

On her or Off her.

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

You got in there before I could!

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

You got in there before I could!

Got in where... Birtland ?

totster

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

Oh fck off I was in a hurry this morning. Besides you comic geniuses should be able to come up with something better than typo.

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

Oh fck off I was in a hurry this morning. Besides you comic geniuses should be able to come up with something better than typo.

something better than a typo.

something better than typos.

That picture was also used to discribe Birts.

Birts ?

Are they from Birtland ? Where is Birtland ? Does Birtland have OIL ? Should the Americans invade Birtland ?

Are Birts related to Barts ? Ahhh, that's it ! Springfield's arch-enemy is Capitol City, maybe Bart's nemesis is Birt !

So, where is the Let's Pick on Birts thread ?

Always look on the Birt side of life..... !!!

Okay... In ten steps, change Co.ck to Kerry

Nooooooo Nooooo

Kan Not

The Steps are in Russia and Ukraine..........

TLW ©

:D

Click! Here!

BTW, when are your BIRTday´s ??

You gotta be an X Birt to understand these posts.

You gotta be an X Birt to understand these posts.

I'm still a Birt and i don't understand them

I'm going back to page one again

I would like to think better of y'all but it's simply disgusting the way everyone's been making fun of Bops' birt defects.

Wow, it looks like Birtland does exist ! It is more properly known as BirtWorld (perhaps showing the arrogance of the residents of Birt ?)

BirtWorld

There's articles on the internet about Birt Eclipses, Paul Birt (Birt's Leader ?), Deploying Birt (what, like a weapon ?)

And you all thought it was just a typo !

Who luvs ya Birt.... um, Bops!!!

Who luvs ya Birt.... um, Bops!!!

Friday, April 07, 2006

BIRT and the Anal command

from KerryD´s Link.

You all need help

You all need help

Wheeeeeeeee! I Liiiikkkkkkeeee Chocolate MILK!!!!

See & you wonder why people pick on Americans

See & you wonder why people pick on Americans

We're special, like KMart, yeah, KMart's special, definitely special.

yeah, little yellow bus special, I know

yeah, little yellow bus special, I know

Hey, you try living here. The drugs or the republicans, one of them will drive you nuts!!

stick witht he drugs then man!

stick witht he drugs then man!

If you want to talk to republicans you have to have the drugs.

If you want to talk to republicans you have to have the drugs.

I thought you needed OIL to talk to Republicans, and drugs (or "I Love Hillary" buttons) to talk to Democrats ?

So the Birts can talk to the Republicans, and the Dutch (home of Amsterdam. You know, Amsterdam, Red Light District and Drugs !) can talk to the Democrats.

Weird politics you guys have.

If you want to talk to republicans you have to have the drugs.

I thought you needed OIL to talk to Republicans, and drugs (or "I Love Hillary" buttons) to talk to Democrats ?

So the Birts can talk to the Republicans, and the Dutch (home of Amsterdam. You know, Amsterdam, Red Light District and Drugs !) can talk to the Democrats.

Weird politics you guys have.

Who's you guys?