Everything Has A Gender

[the gentleman]

Everything has a Gender-

What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items look

inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.

For example . .

Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right

through them.

Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's

an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can

wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light

a fire under it . . .

and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,

but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider;

it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't

always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[Bozo]

Excellent !