Lek Goes To London

Lek gets a job working in a restaurant in Brighton. As he's leaving Don Muang his mother slips him 5,000 baht to help him get from Heathrow to Brighton.

When he arrives at Heathrow he goes to the bank to change his money and gets 90 pounds.

After a while there is another job vacancy so Lek phones Tee, his brother, and tells him to join him in England. He told him to change 5000 baht at the airport when he arrives and to then get a taxi to the restaurant.

So Tee arrives at the UK, goes to the bank and asks to change 5000 baht. They only give him 80 pounds. He is confused 'Why you give only 80 pound? Last month you give brother me 90 pound!'

The teller replies 'Fluctuations, sir'

'Hey, fluk you falang - give me my money!'