All Men Are Liars, Why Won't You Believe Me?

[Scaramanga]

razormuff, your husband is just trying to enjoy himself, leave him be. Your happy lying down on the beach and he's happy lying to you about lying down in the massage parlours. Let him enjoy his holiday.

[khall64au]

Well, didn't I open a can of worms? I wasn't, I didn't ... it was Dolly!!!!

[Buckwheat]

Hey,

I'm not a liar

Just ask my father, Geppetto

[markuk]

My husband is a compulsive liar and he actually swears on my life he is telling the truh, our last trip to LOS I made quite sure he would not have to lie to me of his whereabouts, I never left him alone for a second, I discovered he was going to massage parlours for pleasure why I was sat on the beach on my own. I actually read his posts on pattaya chat and he still denys it , Has any other woman on here had the same experiences as me if so I would like some advice on how to catch him with his pants down.

good man....

[sadman]

Good men lie to you about getting into your pants.

Bad men lie to everyone else about having got into your pants.

I, on the other hand, am a truly excellent man. All I can say, khall, is that as a young, vibrant, slim, unmarried, wealthy bronzed Adonis, I would not lie to you. Oh no. Not a chance.

[khall64au]

Good men lie to you about getting into your pants.

Bad men lie to everyone else about having got into your pants.

I, on the other hand, am a truly excellent man. All I can say, khall, is that as a young, vibrant, slim, unmarried, wealthy bronzed Adonis, I would not lie to you. Oh no. Not a chance.

My gut feeling is that you are telling fibs, Sadman....

[Old Croc]

Good men lie to you about getting into your pants.

Bad men lie to everyone else about having got into your pants.

I, on the other hand, am a truly excellent man. All I can say, khall, is that as a young, vibrant, slim, unmarried, wealthy bronzed Adonis, I would not lie to you. Oh no. Not a chance.

I have some bad news Sadman. There's some guy travelling around Thailand impersonating you!

And he's introducing some woman as your wife!

[kayo]

only diffeence is that the impersonator is GOOD in bed.

[sadman]

Good men lie to you about getting into your pants.

Bad men lie to everyone else about having got into your pants.

I, on the other hand, am a truly excellent man. All I can say, khall, is that as a young, vibrant, slim, unmarried, wealthy bronzed Adonis, I would not lie to you. Oh no. Not a chance.

I have some bad news Sadman. There's some guy travelling around Thailand impersonating you!

And he's introducing some woman as your wife!

Oh no, it's not that fat ginger drunk again, is it? He's been following me around, having somehow stolen my identity. I hear he was in Patong a few weeks back. Personally, I was in Hollywood doing a body double for Keanu Reeves.

If I find that guy........

[sadman]

only diffeence is that the impersonator is GOOD in bed.

I'll have you know that my nocturnal performances have been described by many woman as being the best two minutes of their day.

AND I have been described as being built like a rabbit and going like a donkey. (Doesn't seem quite right, somehow.....)

Check me out, ladies.

[GracelessFawn]

The bad guys lie to get in your pants.

>> the bad girls lie to get a buffalo

The good guys lie to get in your heart

>> the good girls lie to get 2 buffaloes

Hahahahhahaaa. Very Funny!

[chinadarling]

I don't lie to girls and i have found that very effective. I have had up to 4 gf at one time and they were ok with it. (not extactic, but still slept with me). I think with all the lying shits out there a little honesty has been a refreshing change for them.

I always honor my agreemtents in relationships (I we agree exclusive then i dont ###### around, if not exclusive but use a condom then I use a condom) It has always paid off for me in the long run and I have known some great girls.

I have only been screwed around once that I can recal in 41 years. Not toooo bad eh?

I think if all your guys are liars,,, then you are picking the wrong guys. Slow down a bit and try a different kind of guy.

IMHO

[chinadarling]

My husband is a compulsive liar and he actually swears on my life he is telling the truh, our last trip to LOS I made quite sure he would not have to lie to me of his whereabouts, I never left him alone for a second, I discovered he was going to massage parlours for pleasure why I was sat on the beach on my own. I actually read his posts on pattaya chat and he still denys it , Has any other woman on here had the same experiences as me if so I would like some advice on how to catch him with his pants down.

good man....

If you are soo sure, why are you with him? Either leave him or accept it.

I don't understand your thinking.