Just cos it takes longer for a woman

Not for the one I've, ah, been with recently. Here I am trying to make it last as long as possible and she's saying she "finished" already

And then the dreaded words "What ? You not know I finish ?"

I just can't win.

I think it's more correctly called 'the damp patch'!

No, the 'damp patch' is located somewhere else.

Where? Please do tell!

Just follow the trail and it should be just north of the wet spot.

dribble, dribble

dribble, dribble

Oh Patsy, did you have to be so explicit! You've lowered the tone...

dribble, dribble

Oh Patsy, did you have to be so explicit! You've lowered the tone...

The visuals leave me......in shock !

Just put into words what everyone was thinking anyway!!

Go on everyone roll around in the wet spot. You will have a shower at a later stage so shouldnt matter and thats when you can chip off the glaze.

I've only just read this thread. When i first saw the title, i thought it was about all you Geriatrics talking about your incontinence pants leaking

I've only just read this thread. When i first saw the title, i thought it was about all you Geriatrics talking about your incontinence pants leaking

I'm sure you can recommend a proper pair.

I've only just read this thread. When i first saw the title, i thought it was about all you Geriatrics talking about your incontinence pants leaking

I'm sure you can recommend a proper pair.

Fortunatley, i'm not at the "uncontrolled leaking" stage just yet. So, no i can't

Funny how threads can be misconstrued!

How did you contrue this one?

How did you contrue this one?

If true is the opposite of false,

and con is the opposite of pro,

does "contrue" therefore mean "untrue"

which would make the word "miscontrue" a double negative, resulting in the word actually meaning the truth !

Nice try, however, stretching a bit too much...

Askoxford

misconstrue

• verb - interpret wrongly.

However,

construe

• verb - interpret in a particular way.

hahahahhahahaha TRIPxCORE and Totster are on the wet spot!!!

hahahahahahahha

hahahahhahahaha TRIPxCORE and Totster are on the wet spot!!!

hahahahahahahha

How much longer until you get back on your medication Chownah... ?

totster

Can sex in a river leave a wet spot?....wet streak?

Can sex in a river leave a wet spot?....wet streak?

Can having sex in a wet spot leave a river ?

Can a river leave a wet spot after having sex ?

Can a river even have sex with a wet spot ?

Wow, you are getting weird chownah !

Can sex in a river leave a wet spot?....wet streak?

Can having sex in a wet spot leave a river ?

Can a river leave a wet spot after having sex ?

Can a river even have sex with a wet spot ?

Wow, you are getting weird chownah !

I think you would get a wet slick...

totster

Can sex in a river leave a wet spot?....wet streak?

Can having sex in a wet spot leave a river ?

Can a river leave a wet spot after having sex ?

Can a river even have sex with a wet spot ?

Wow, you are getting weird chownah !

I think you would get a wet slick...

totster

Which, if it were a fast moving river, would quickly disperse!

Can sex in a river leave a wet spot?....wet streak?

Can having sex in a wet spot leave a river ?

Can a river leave a wet spot after having sex ?

Can a river even have sex with a wet spot ?

Wow, you are getting weird chownah !

I think you would get a wet slick...

totster

Which, if it were a fast moving river, would quickly disperse!

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

If thats the case, a soapy mattress might be in order.

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

If thats the case, a soapy mattress might be in order.

i'd prefer a soapy massage any day

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

If thats the case, a soapy mattress might be in order.

If it were facing down hill it could become a fairground attraction - wheeeee!!!

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

If thats the case, a soapy mattress might be in order.

If it were facing down hill it could become a fairground attraction - wheeeee!!!

Though some people might not like the uh, price, of admission.

Do you Thailand tourists realize that each and every time you crawl into your hotel king size bed, you are sleeping on the previous drenchings of a multitude of squirting orifices.

For this very reason, I implore you to in future have your wicked ways on top of the room refrigerator, in the cupboard, on the window sill, hanging from the overhead light or perhaps in the hotel swimming pool but........................

.............leave a clean and dry mattress upon hotel check out time.

Thank you.

.............leave a clean and dry mattress upon hotel check out time.

Umm... easier said than done... 'specially after a binge...

totster

Do you Thailand tourists realize that each and every time you crawl into your hotel king size bed, you are sleeping on the previous drenchings of a multitude of squirting orifices.

And the great part is that you don't have to pay extra

Do you Thailand tourists realize that each and every time you crawl into your hotel king size bed, you are sleeping on the previous drenchings of a multitude of squirting orifices.

The first thing I did when I moved in to my apartment, was to buy a new mattress and throw the old one out.

The landlady made an effort to clean up the old mattress, but in the end, it just wasn't possible. (The previous occupant was an old Brit drunkard that thought beer-bingeing was an occupation and a sport. Needless to say, it was apparent that on many occasions he just couldn't be bothered with getting up to go to the bathroom ).

Hotel beds ? I shudder to think what an ultra-violet scan of Pattaya hotel rooms would look like. Probably like something out of a horror movie. Goo dripping from everywhere.

Having seen the fine job some of the staff at different hotels do when it comes to room-cleaning, I think many occupants would have a hard time sleeping in those rooms if they only knew.

I just realised I was reading this thread with a grimace on my face!