Fantastic News Indeed.

[thequietman]

Hi Guys,

My wife and I got wonderful news today. The doctor confirmed it and my wife and I are very excited. Please wish us well for this new beginning. It will be due December 25th. Oh what a joy.

[transam]

Your wife fools around with Turkeys..?............ ......................

[trainman34014]

Congratulations to you and your wife quietman. Joyful times and i remember my first of 50 years ago as if it was only yesterday.

All the best for the future for all of the family.

[Costas2008]

Congratulations and I hope everything goes well.

Just one question, did you both just noticed your wife is pregnant?........she is due in a months time...........25th........

[Patsycat]

Is this a baby Jesus joke that i don't get?

[David48]

EDIT ...

I must admit ... that's a bit of a low stunt.

So many childless couples who covert a baby.

... and you post that.

The image name is turkey.jpg ...

Edited November 18, 2014 by CharlieH

[transam]

Take a close look at the scan............ ....................

[CharlieH]

Sorry but I think its in VERY poor taste. (no pun intended), a rather sick joke.

[stat088]

[slipperylobster]

Your wife fools around with Turkeys..?............ ......................

There is definitely something in the "oven".....and it's not Duck.

Congratulations..dad.

Edited November 18, 2014 by slipperylobster

[thequietman]

Congratulations and I hope everything goes well.

Just one question, did you both just noticed your wife is pregnant?........she is due in a months time...........25th........

Take your time Costas............. we can wait.

[thequietman]

Sorry but I think its in VERY poor taste. (no pun intended), a rather sick joke.

I'm sorry, a sick joke! Explain please.

[frollywolly]

EDIT ...

I must admit ... that's a bit of a low stunt.

So many childless couples who covert a baby.

... and you post that.

The image name is turkey.jpg ...

This is the pub section, not the politically correct section.

[thequietman]

EDIT ...

I must admit ... that's a bit of a low stunt.

So many childless couples who covert a baby.

... and you post that.

The image name is turkey.jpg ...

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

[thequietman]

Is this a baby Jesus joke that i don't get?

As with costas.............. we can wait.

[siampolee]

The image looks like it could be the result of a fairy who went to a goblin party.

[frollywolly]

EDIT ...

I must admit ... that's a bit of a low stunt.

So many childless couples who covert a baby.

... and you post that.

The image name is turkey.jpg ...

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

The thought police are back in town.

No one of any reasonable intelligence could think this was serious

[neverdie]

Sorry but I think its in VERY poor taste. (no pun intended), a rather sick joke.

55555555

Your more a roast chicken and ham man ?

[neverdie]

I'm just relieved that it wasn't a scan with a gerbil......costas would be very emotional.

I bet Roland Rat would get excited by this.

[transam]

OP, you did put a smile on this ol' farts face...........

[neverdie]

Imagine taking an ultra sound of costas guts. There'd be a whole herd of gerbils in there having a meeting and probably a few other contraptions.

[David48]

EDIT ...

I must admit ... that's a bit of a low stunt.

So many childless couples who covert a baby.

... and you post that.

The image name is turkey.jpg ...

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

The thought police are back in town.

No one of any reasonable intelligence could think this was serious

Nice try frollywolly.

This was the original image ...

Initially it was in the General forum. A Mod moved it.

When these posts were made it was in the Children and Family forum.

Then it got moved to the Pub.

So, before you spout off ... consider the context ... you got it wrong ... again.

[David48]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

[neverdie]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

It was too much for the 'overly' sensitive type, was it ?

I imagine the people offended by this must wrap themselves in cotton wool before opening the front door each morning.

Must be pussy world galore these days.

There was a turkey in the scan and a couple more responding to it.

[neverdie]

Time to grow a set lads. The war wasn't won with a group of puccies moaning about something poked in fun.

Time I opened that 'Toughen the Fark-up school' back up.

[thequietman]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

It was posted in general. Then moved to children and family (not by me) and now here. Not my fault.

[neverdie]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

It was posted in general. Then moved to children and family (not by me) and now here. Not my fault.

Damn you to h e l l dude. You should really be ashamed of yourself. Sit in the corner with your hands on your head and consider yourself lucky you not sent to your room.

Please return your sense of humor as apparently they're no longer accepted.

Bad boy !

Edited November 18, 2014 by neverdie

[David48]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

It was posted in general. Then moved to children and family (not by me) and now here. Not my fault.

Mate ... agreed.

If it was in the Pub to start with ... we'd all have a good chuckle.

Let's not dwell on it ... a good joke, just unfortunately gone wrong.

[neverdie]

Time to grow a set lads. The war wasn't won with a group of puccies moaning about something poked in fun.

Time I opened that 'Toughen the Fark-up school' back up.

ND ... you got it wrong with that.

Just take the time to think about it.

Originally posted in the General Forum.

It got moved over the Children Forum ... the Mod judged it as kosher.

All the next posters, except trans, wanted to wish the OP good luck.

Scans are notoriously difficult to read.

The image is very small. What are you going to say to a Dad to be, with a post in the Children Forum ... you're a <deleted> idiot ?

PatsyCat certainly didn't like it.

I went off and found a larger version of the image and now ... sure ... it's easy to see it's a turkey ... but all these comments are made in hindsight ... once you can see the larger photo AND after it got moved to the Pub.

Then the avalanche of comments are now being made.

That's how it went down.

Dude,

I'm looking at the imagine on a iPhone 6 ( the small one) and I'm 3/4 blind f f s and I could see it's a &lt;deleted&gt; turkey.

Christ run along and launch a civil law case, obviously that's what's needed. I will act on behalf of the OP. time to grow a set, it's a &lt;deleted&gt; turkey ! 555555

[neverdie]

Whaaaaaaat ! seriously. It's a Xmas joke for goodness sake. Do you seriously think a childless mother will look at this scan of a turkey and burst into tears because of her inability to have a child. I give up with this forum.

Mate, it didn't play out as you saw it.

See my post above.

It was posted in general. Then moved to children and family (not by me) and now here. Not my fault.

Mate ... agreed.

If it was in the Pub to start with ... we'd all have a good chuckle.

Let's not dwell on it ... a good joke, just unfortunately gone wrong.

No, let's not stop there. Let's call for the op to bring himself to bangers....we can all set upon him with sticks and branches and thrash him for posting a joke in the 'General' section. HOW DARE he !

Naughty OP.