Er... i had just been saying.... thread, eloquence....

For the record, I´ve never found an inflatable rabbit in my life......

.....I won´t tell you I did look for a Jessica Rabbit though... .

Couldn´t find her either...

Oh YES!! Where did you get that!!!!

1. On a log in a wood

2. On a rug in a wood

3. In a Squash Court

4. In a rifle target range

5. In a Japanese Exchange studnts bed (england)

6. Various Shores of lakes and sea´s

7. At sea, in a sailing boat.

8. On the River Kwai, In the River Kwai, Near the River Kwai

9. In a Back Room at Jimmy´z in Monte Carlo

10. Backstage and Up in the lighting Rig of a stage

11. In an Irish Pub in Haarlem, Holland

12. In a public Park, same location.

13. At a music Festival, With a big rug rigged as a tent.

14. Threesome´s Twice. Tied up, and light bondage a few times too.

15. In a Jacuzzi on the 21st floor Balcony of a building in Monte'carlo

16. In Paradise (Koh Chang 6 years ago).

17. In a campervan. While her parents were in a restaurant.

18. In the woods of the Maritime Alps, South of France.

19. In the Scottish Highlands, a girl I met while out trekking in the middle of nowehere.

20. In the gardens on the shorefront of the Casino de Paris, Monte'Carlo

21. Which reminds me, in the metro, Paris, France.

22. On the banks of the river Seine, Paris France,

23. On the Train: From Belgium to Holland

24. On the Train: Belgium to France.

25. On the Train, San Remo to Nice.

26. On a plane: Edinburgh to London.

27. On a plane: Amsterdam to Nice

28. On a plane: Rome 'BKK

29. ...... I´ll leave some suspence here...

Well, that´ll keep you busy for now.

I´ll get to my last 6 years experience once I know you better. [/color][/size][/font]

My God, he breeds like a wabbit, too!

How many kids you got, kayo? O.K. then, best guess?

1. On a log in a wood

2. On a rug in a wood

3. In a Squash Court

4. In a rifle target range

5. In a Japanese Exchange studnts bed (england)

6. Various Shores of lakes and sea´s

7. At sea, in a sailing boat.

8. On the River Kwai, In the River Kwai, Near the River Kwai

9. In a Back Room at Jimmy´z in Monte Carlo

10. Backstage and Up in the lighting Rig of a stage

11. In an Irish Pub in Haarlem, Holland

12. In a public Park, same location.

13. At a music Festival, With a big rug rigged as a tent.

14. Threesome´s Twice. Tied up, and light bondage a few times too.

15. In a Jacuzzi on the 21st floor Balcony of a building in Monte'carlo

16. In Paradise (Koh Chang 6 years ago).

17. In a campervan. While her parents were in a restaurant.

18. In the woods of the Maritime Alps, South of France.

19. In the Scottish Highlands, a girl I met while out trekking in the middle of nowehere.

20. In the gardens on the shorefront of the Casino de Paris, Monte'Carlo

21. Which reminds me, in the metro, Paris, France.

22. On the banks of the river Seine, Paris France,

23. On the Train: From Belgium to Holland

24. On the Train: Belgium to France.

25. On the Train, San Remo to Nice.

26. On a plane: Edinburgh to London.

27. On a plane: Amsterdam to Nice

28. On a plane: Rome 'BKK

29. ...... I´ll leave some suspence here...

Well, that´ll keep you busy for now.

I´ll get to my last 6 years experience once I know you better. [/color][/size][/font]

My God, he breeds like a wabbit, too!

How many kids you got, kayo? O.K. then, best guess?

Jeeez..thats some going... I am a novice by comparison

I am still waiting for the pineapple bit.....does that make me kinky?

Yes, but much more so if you're on the receiving end.

Which is it, Bops?

Depends on how cute she is and how much money is involved.

Jeeez..thats some going... I am a novice by comparison

And I don't believe he's reached puberty yet!

Hey Chuchock I know you will read this, but I want to reassure you that none of my threesomes involved your Missus whilst you were away with the sheep.

though I obviously can't speak for the sheep.

Yes I can Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Depends on how cute she is and how much money is involved.

My, my, you're becoming a soap opera, Bops. First kayo found out you were a girl . . . then by your own admission a hick from Missouri . . . and now a slut for hire! Talk about trailer trash.

Hey Chuchock I know you will read this, but I want to reassure you that none of my threesomes involved your Missus whilst you were away with the sheep.

though I obviously can't speak for the sheep.

Yes I can Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Was the sheep gay?

Can't speak for the sheep mate..

Oh yes I can....

Baaaaaaaaaaa,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, arrrrrgh, ahhhhhhhhhhh. ummmm

Thank baaa you baaa

Well thats more than likely what he told you!!!

Thats all from me. i'm off to Roast Lamb territory now, where we abuse our sheep when they are DEAD !!!! (Unless they are Welsh)

Chock Dee mate..see ya soon

Depends on how cute she is and how much money is involved.

My, my, you're becoming a soap opera, Bops. First kayo found out you were a girl . . . then by your own admission a hick from Missouri . . . and now a slut for hire! Talk about trailer trash.

Hey, Missouri has cities!!! There is a big difference between trailer trash and gutter punks I'll have you know.

1. On a log in a wood

2. On a rug in a wood

3. In a Squash Court

4. In a rifle target range

5. In a Japanese Exchange studnts bed (england)

6. Various Shores of lakes and sea´s

7. At sea, in a sailing boat.

8. On the River Kwai, In the River Kwai, Near the River Kwai

9. In a Back Room at Jimmy´z in Monte Carlo

10. Backstage and Up in the lighting Rig of a stage

11. In an Irish Pub in Haarlem, Holland

12. In a public Park, same location.

13. At a music Festival, With a big rug rigged as a tent.

14. Threesome´s Twice. Tied up, and light bondage a few times too.

15. In a Jacuzzi on the 21st floor Balcony of a building in Monte'carlo

16. In Paradise (Koh Chang 6 years ago).

17. In a campervan. While her parents were in a restaurant.

18. In the woods of the Maritime Alps, South of France.

19. In the Scottish Highlands, a girl I met while out trekking in the middle of nowehere.

20. In the gardens on the shorefront of the Casino de Paris, Monte'Carlo

21. Which reminds me, in the metro, Paris, France.

22. On the banks of the river Seine, Paris France,

23. On the Train: From Belgium to Holland

24. On the Train: Belgium to France.

25. On the Train, San Remo to Nice.

26. On a plane: Edinburgh to London.

27. On a plane: Amsterdam to Nice

28. On a plane: Rome 'BKK

29. ...... I´ll leave some suspence here...

Well, that´ll keep you busy for now.

I´ll get to my last 6 years experience once I know you better. [/color][/size][/font]

My God, he breeds like a wabbit, too!

How many kids you got, kayo? O.K. then, best guess?

Jeeez..thats some going... I am a novice by comparison

Novice??? I'm feeling like an '<deleted> virgin!

Kayo, you've haven't tried on a bed, perhaps, at any point? It's a bit easier on the back...

Kayo, you've haven't tried on a bed, perhaps, at any point? It's a bit easier on the back...

Please forgive kayo's absence. I believe he's having his morning romp under the computer at the Internet cafe. This thread must have tickled his hormones.

Jeeez..thats some going... I am a novice by comparison

And I don't believe he's reached puberty yet!

Nope.. I was just covering the ages 12-19

Once we get more intimate and night falls, I may tell you about the years 20 to 26.

BTW: Found a few things on my googletravels this morning....

Do Not Click.

I don´t breed this badly...

But I like a good show...

Mother´s Day is Coming up int hailand.

BTW: I estimate about 30 beds over 12 countries. not including the one mentioned in my list.

Who has used sex toys? Raise your hands so I can count you. I said "raise your hands," kayo, not flail them about!

I'm loathe to confuse Bops and Kerry so to be utterly clear, a pineapple is not a sex toy. That definitely falls into the masochistic category.

Does having a bit of nookie at midnight on the top (open air, elevator maintenance) level of Pattaya Park Tower qualify?

Next . . .

In a group of 12...?

A group orgy is much better, JD. Hope you weren't last in line.

And one participant had female bits as well as male bits...

were all the rest male bits? or?

anyways ....

The lifesized handcuffstattooed on my left arm ... and "Master" tattooed on the left side of my head ... MIGHT give a clue ...

That being said ... I am all vanilla now

I've always had a thing for water sports...

Can you see the pattern guys (OFCS)...

totster

I've always had a thing for water sports...

Can you see the pattern guys (OFCS)...

totster

Guys? Come to think about it, where's Patsy and Khall and Lovely Cutie? Perversion isn't a strictly male attribute. Come on, gals.

I've always had a thing for water sports...

Can you see the pattern guys (OFCS)...

totster

Guys? Come to think about it, where's Patsy and Khall and Lovely Cutie? Perversion isn't a strictly male attribute. Come on, gals.

Good point Tip, where are the ladies?

I've always had a thing for water sports...

Can you see the pattern guys (OFCS)...

totster

Guys? Come to think about it, where's Patsy and Khall and Lovely Cutie? Perversion isn't a strictly male attribute. Come on, gals.

Good point Tip, where are the ladies?

just hangin' out .... learnin' all about my bro's perversions!!! Sisters need to stay pure (or so my brothers beat into me early on in life) .... sssshhhhh.....

C'mon guys, you don't really wanna hear my tales do you?

Yeah, go on then...

BTW: Found a few things on my googletravels this morning....

Do Not Click.

Unfortunately for us in Thailand, Cyberclean has blocked that site Kayo...

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the plastic sheets and baby oil yet...

C'mon Khall... spill the beans...

just hangin' out .... learnin' all about my bro's perversions!!! Sisters need to stay pure (or so my brothers beat into me early on in life) .... sssshhhhh.....

C'mon guys, you don't really wanna hear my tales do you?

You're right, Khall. Better we not talk about sisterly/brotherly love.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the plastic sheets and baby oil yet...

This would make for an excellent TV Christmas party grab bag gift. Perhaps you can bring up the idea to George, JD.

BTW: Found a few things on my googletravels this morning....

Do Not Click.

Unfortunately for us in Thailand, Cyberclean has blocked that site Kayo...

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the plastic sheets and baby oil yet...

C'mon Khall... spill the beans...

How about wearing welly boots filled with cold baked beans (heinz of course)

Don't you just hate it when girls hang around your house waiting for you to come home.

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11. In an Irish Pub in Haarlem, Holland

as i only remember there being one irish pub i will assume its the same one where a dutch guy with a moustache followed me in the gents looking for something where he was politely told to f off.!!

C'mon guys, you don't really wanna hear my tales do you?

Yes please .

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11. In an Irish Pub in Haarlem, Holland

as i only remember there being one irish pub i will assume its the same one where a dutch guy with a moustache followed me in the gents looking for something where he was politely told to f off.!!

Nope... That´s the one near the square.

I used to go (and half work) to O´brians, on other end of the shopping street, near the big ABN Amro and the Parks where the festivals used to be held.

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Don't you just hate it when girls hang around your house waiting for you to come home.

That looks comfortable ... a bit like the positions my Thai massage lady inflicts on me!!