Don't you just hate it when girls hang around your house waiting for you to come home.

That looks comfortable ... a bit like the positions my Thai massage lady inflicts on me!!

Does she use ropes and chains also.... ??

totster

no, but her mother ?

that´s another story

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

Never with another woman.

Do I detect a note of disappointment there Patsycat?

Not at all!!! Just something that doesn't do anything for me...

Not at all!!! Just something that doesn't do anything for me...

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

totster

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

Have you tried it Totster?

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

Have you tried it Totster?

With another woman.. ?...of course... I'm a raving lesbian....

totster

With another woman.. ?...of course... I'm a raving lesbian....

By any chance, do you have a stud in your tongue???

Not at all!!! Just something that doesn't do anything for me...

Well, you've seen what Khall's masseuse inflicts on her so it must be fun.

Sis, I didn't know that about you . . .

I watched a mucky movie the other night, two girlies going at it hammer and tongs...........it was then I realised that I also must be a lesbian ! Because everything they were doing, I like doing !

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

need some help with the christening?

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

need some help with the christening?

Hey, watch it, Mark. I'm first in the queue.

I did a girl once who had inverted nipples. Scout's honour. No bull. Jing jing. I thought that was kinky.

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

need some help with the christening?

Hey, watch it, Mark. I'm first in the queue.

haha!! you can get sloppy seconds maybe! hehe!

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

need some help with the christening?

Hey, watch it, Mark. I'm first in the queue.

haha!! you can get sloppy seconds maybe! hehe!

Patsy is not sloppy. She only takes the comer who is first in line.

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Never with another woman.

Oh and I've not done it in my bed yet coz' I only moved in a few weeks ago and haven't had the opportunity yet. But hopefully, it shall be christened soon....

need some help with the christening?

Hey, watch it, Mark. I'm first in the queue.

haha!! you can get sloppy seconds maybe! hehe!

Patsy is not sloppy. She only takes the comer who is first in line.

well i will take your word for it....

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

...

I forgot about those... I was saving them for the next 25 locations.

Two train station waiting rooms (that was on the same holiday, with the same girl as I shared on various train journeys, see above.)

The Mediterranean, the atlantic, the gulf of thailand of the coast of Koh chang.

Pools, in hotels from Fujeirah (UAE) to Kanchanaburi (TH), Melbourne (AU) to Nice (FR), Pana (GUA) to Zandovoort (NL)

Bathtubs.... Hmm... France two, Holland, one, Monaco, one, Thailand, Once.

Two threesomes.

Details withheld. never did anything with any guys, quite happily.

I did a girl once who had inverted nipples. Scout's honour. No bull. Jing jing. I thought that was kinky.

So have I. Can´t for the life of me remember who it was though. I thuinkit was a girl from New Mexico.

edit: BTW, I estimate about 32 nationalities, and about 80 odd girls. God knows how many times. I lost count when I was 16.

And I am not including the three girls I´ve paid for as a direct business transaction.

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

...

I forgot about those... I was saving them for the next 25 locations.

Two train station waiting rooms (that was on the same holiday, with the same girl as I shared on various train journeys, see above.)

The Mediterranean, the atlantic, the gulf of thailand of the coast of Koh chang.

Pools, in hotels from Fujeirah (UAE) to Kanchanaburi (TH), Melbourne (AU) to Nice (FR), Pana (GUA) to Zandovoort (NL)

Bathtubs.... Hmm... France two, Holland, one, Monaco, one, Thailand, Once.

Two threesomes.

Details withheld. never did anything with any guys, quite happily.

I did a girl once who had inverted nipples. Scout's honour. No bull. Jing jing. I thought that was kinky.

So have I. Can´t for the life of me remember who it was though. I thuinkit was a girl from New Mexico.

edit: BTW, I estimate about 32 nationalities, and about 80 odd girls. God knows how many times. I lost count when I was 16.

And I am not including the three girls I´ve paid for as a direct business transaction.

You've been busy.... haven't you Kayo!!!!!

nah... I take every second year off.

nah... I take every second year off.

Only 6 days a week and cool it off on Sundays!

I did a girl once who had inverted nipples. Scout's honour. No bull. Jing jing. I thought that was kinky.

If, at the end of your session with her, she went home with her nipples still inverted, it would prove that your power of sucking isn't what it should be.

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

Hmmmmmmm! You seem to have a certain kinky affinity with water. Have you ever considered doing it in a barrel with the mate of your choice, as you plunge over Niagra Falls? You would need to time yourself so that your screams of ectasy coincide in with your screams of terror.

..........also, how many bottles of Johnny Walker Black Label would it take for your lips to loosen and divulge all details surrounding that "threesome" and the "train waiting room" story?

Your secrets will be safe in here.

OK here goes - but i feel a bit of a prude!!

In a car, on a beach, in a pool, in the sea, threesome, in a train station waiting room, in the shower, in the bath,

...

I forgot about those... I was saving them for the next 25 locations.

Two train station waiting rooms (that was on the same holiday, with the same girl as I shared on various train journeys, see above.)

The Mediterranean, the atlantic, the gulf of thailand of the coast of Koh chang.

Pools, in hotels from Fujeirah (UAE) to Kanchanaburi (TH), Melbourne (AU) to Nice (FR), Pana (GUA) to Zandovoort (NL)

Bathtubs.... Hmm... France two, Holland, one, Monaco, one, Thailand, Once.

Two threesomes.

Details withheld. never did anything with any guys, quite happily.

I did a girl once who had inverted nipples. Scout's honour. No bull. Jing jing. I thought that was kinky.

So have I. Can´t for the life of me remember who it was though. I thuinkit was a girl from New Mexico.

edit: BTW, I estimate about 32 nationalities, and about 80 odd girls. God knows how many times. I lost count when I was 16.

And I am not including the three girls I´ve paid for as a direct business transaction.

You've been busy.... haven't you Kayo!!!!!

some kind of bragging i think....... some of use however dont need to...

I think I've said enough (I was going to say opened my mouth enough but changed my mind at the last minute)...

Train station waiting room was a rather innocent HJ when i was 16, tho'.

Train station waiting room was a rather innocent HJ when i was 16, tho'.

uh huh. A "rather innocent" HJ ?

You weren't on Bill Clinton's defense team were you ?

As for christening your bed, I think you should hold out until someone shows up with a pineapple !

Pineapple, you were going to send me one because you said you had a surplus.

Train station waiting room was a rather innocent HJ when i was 16, tho'.

"Oh Patsy, you cute, purrrrrrfect li'l pussy cat. For a 16 year old you shouldn't be playing those naughty adult games around railway stations...........................

....................um...... I'll meet you here same time, same place tomorrow, OK ???? "

Pineapple, you were going to send me one because you said you had a surplus.

Jai Dee has the surplus, not me !

Besides, I suggested Durians (even kinkier than pineapples, especially when you consider the smell and the taste) !

Besides, I suggested Durians (even kinkier than pineapples, especially when you consider the smell and the taste) !

Care to make public your home videos so the rest of us can get an education on the proper use of durians in the bedroom?