Besides, I suggested Durians (even kinkier than pineapples, especially when you consider the smell and the taste) !

Care to make public your home videos so the rest of us can get an education on the proper use of durians in the bedroom?

Well I could, but you'd have to pay a hefty membership fee to access the site, and I know most (all ?) of you are far too cheap to pay for anything !

Well I have had the quietest orgasm, in the back of a car, in the world!!

I had a hand job / blow job with my girlfriend when we were in our late teens.

Nothing too alarming there except her dad was driving and her mum was in the passenger seat!!!

They commented that the car was steaming up quickly.

Not really kinky ..... just different.

I bet not too many of you have had similar experiences

darn that´s not what I would call safe sex BP!

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Oooooo... you daring devil you...!

totster

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Do you remember the name of the movie, Dale?

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Do you remember the name of the movie, Dale?

Believe it or not i do. It was called the bad lieutenant, starring i think Robert de niro as a twisted corrupt copper, cant remember any bits of the film though

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Do you remember the name of the movie, Dale?

Believe it or not i do. It was called the bad lieutenant, starring i think Robert de niro as a twisted corrupt copper, cant remember any bits of the film though

good film that..

And it was Harvey Keital

totster

Maybe not the kinkiest one in my life but quite amusing for me. Sat with 2 fingers playing with my ex girlfriends bits on the sofa at a friends house while my friend and her boyfriend were sat next to us watching a movie

Do you remember the name of the movie, Dale?

Believe it or not i do. It was called the bad lieutenant, starring i think Robert de niro as a twisted corrupt copper, cant remember any bits of the film though

good film that..

And it was Harvey Keital

totster

Ahhh ok, thanks for clearing that up. Shows how much attention i was paying to the film The only bit i think i remember is the bit where he gets a couple of girls in a car to show him their boobs and then he cracks one off. Does that sound right? Or am i thinking of another film?

Not me, but a buddy of mine had sex on the floor of a night club in Budapest one night.

We were on a Peace-Keeping mission in Croatia back in 92/93. Went to Budapest on a 3 day R&R. Trip was set up so that on the first night, we went to an authentic Hungarian restaurant and had a performance by gypsy dancers.

Afterwards, there was a strip club upstairs for those so inclined. I was sitting against the wall on one side of the club, watching a nice honey on stage.

2 Russian girls sat at a table next me, a little further from the stage. Didn't pay them any attention, but my buddy noticed them and came over to sit at my table.

He starts chatting up one of the girls. Few minutes later she's on his lap, swapping spit and hands are going every where. I ordered another drink. Next thing I know, the two of them are on the floor, with her on top of him. The waitress has to step over his head to bring my drink to me.

Suddenly, I started noticing a certain "odour" in the air. I looked over and she was riding him like a wild pony ! I decided it was time to go. Went to another place called the Bangkok Club. Quite disappointing. Nothing even remotely Thai about the place. Dank, dark basement club. The kind of place you really shouldn't go into, especially alone.

The next morning I run into my buddy at breakfast. He's in pain. Too early to be an STD, I asked him what was wrong. Turns out, the girl he had been with was wearing panties with little sequins on them. When they got busy on the floor of the club, all she did was pull the panties to one side.

This resulted in in buddy getting some major "friction" burn in a sensitive area.

It must be something that happens a lot in that place, because nobody in the club objected to what was very obviously going on.

Having sex in public is one thing. Being the center of attraction is a little too much for me, at least at this point in time.

Having sex in public is one thing. Being the center of attraction is a little too much for me, at least at this point in time.

You'll be more laid back about it when you reach your 60's.

Having sex in public is one thing. Being the center of attraction is a little too much for me, at least at this point in time.

You'll be more laid back about it when you reach your 60's.

With my (current) lifestyle ?

I'll be lucky to reach 50 !

(especially if daleyboy ever comes back to Thailand !)

Having sex in public is one thing. Being the center of attraction is a little too much for me, at least at this point in time.

You'll be more laid back about it when you reach your 60's.

With my (current) lifestyle ?

I'll be lucky to reach 50 !

(especially if daleyboy ever comes back to Thailand !)

Yes. I've heard all about how abusive he is with you.

kerry - - dale !

Having sex in public is one thing. Being the center of attraction is a little too much for me, at least at this point in time.

You'll be more laid back about it when you reach your 60's.

With my (current) lifestyle ?

I'll be lucky to reach 50 !

(especially if daleyboy ever comes back to Thailand !)

Yes. I've heard all about how abusive he is with you.

kerry - - dale !

forget it.... I'll get back on my own bro I hear worm holes are quite popular these days ....

See, I told you I was Lost IN Space.... all my posts seem to be melding into the most significant, utter rubbish answers of my favourite comrades....

Yes. I've heard all about how abusive he is with you.

dale - - kerry !

Nice try Wangker !

Tippaporn - dale - - kerry

Yawn..... nice try , but nodody is into whips these days!

Maybe you should consider intergalactic telepathic g- gasms?

Maybe you should consider intergalactic telepathic g- gasms?

Well, I did mention that we shouldn't get too descriptive in this thread. But sis, for you I'll make an exception.