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A. BOOZER · 2004-03-19T14:59:04+0000

A policeman pulls a lady over for speeding and says, "Ma'am do you realize you were going 75mph in a school zone? “ The woman replies "Oh no I didn’t notice that I was too busy carrying around these big breasts." She pulls her shirt up so the cop could see. “Well ma'am now I have to give you tickets for 'Indecent exposure' and 'attempted bribery’. She looks offended rather than worried" Why weren’t you dazzled by my huge breasts?” She asks. The cop replies, "Well ma'am all I have to say to that is have you ever wondered why male cops always wear such tight pants?’

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March 19, 2004 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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