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In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.

At work, you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.

At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work, you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

At work, you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the

doors yourself.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At work, you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.

At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison you get your own toilet.

At work you have to share.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.

At work you are just balled-and-chained.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside

wanting to get out.

At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.

At work, there are some programs of which you never can get out.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work, we have managers.