gentman Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high. 2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you've got sick of him. 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. 5. A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do. 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 8. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -- "don't" and "stop" (but not used together). 9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. 11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is. 12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a women. 13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, loving --they'd be wrong but you could still use them! 14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets! 15. Mens brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. 16. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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