More Farm Humor

[Boon Mee]

An old farmer had owned a farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court etc.

The pond was shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

When the women became aware of his presence they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of my pond naked.”

“I only came to feed the alligator.”

Moral: With enough incentive, old age and deceit will triumph over youth and inexperience.

[Bozo]

I love the moral !...