Quite the entrepreneur. He identified a niche market.

Buy three, get one free. Please page me.....All sizes- all smells..

Are they leather?

If you want some, I'll buy some for you. Meet at Frank's secretly on the weekend. We use a word others won't understand, maybe " Knickaties?"

As a good guy, you'll get three free when you buy a dozen. Very cheap, a 'warm up beer" should be included. And please wear sunglasses.-

OK, can I wear something else!

And use the word "leaderhossen" ?