A Wife's Story...

A Wife's Story:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised

My husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed

And the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded,

I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and

Cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably

Wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for

coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed),

In

order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him

"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that

One!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,

he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,

"Oh shit," cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed

another

three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the

coffee

Table and farted."