Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true

they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git

cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food joints fer makin' them

fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries,

is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave

that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he graduated

and still can't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer. "But, why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin'... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser

fer all them ugly women I slept with?

Now anyone that said that wasn't a valid claim wasn't fair Stu.