Joke..

A woman bought two pet parrots. At the store,

the birds were very polite as they spoke to the

store owner and the woman. But, when she brought

the parrots home, all they said was "Hi, we're

prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

The woman went to see her priest to ask for

his advice. "My dear," the priest starts, "All

your parrots need is to be around more well behaved

parrots. Take my parrots for example. All they

do all day is pray the rosary. Why don't you

bring your parrots and we'll put them in the

cage together for a couple of hours?"

The woman agreed and brought her parrots by

later that day. The priest put the foul-mouthed

birds in with his own. "Hi, We're prostitutes.

Wanna have some fun?"

One of the priest's parrots turned to the other

and said, "Stop praying, Clarence, our prayers

have been answered!"