Having to go to mom n pops cause lotus won't sell beer when I go

Nob Heads who waft their arms at my friends who smoke in outside bars

People that can't say the letter 'c' but won't use the letter 'k' instead.

Never being given a good reason why I do a90 day report for 20 years

Mozzies. Not to be confused with Muzzies, which can sometimes be just as annoying.

Mozzies. Not to be confused with Muzzies, which can sometimes be just as annoying.

sometimes my bag of nitrogenised air has potato chips in it.

When I have an unlighted cigarette in hanging out of my mouth and people cover their noses and screw up their faces. And this happens a lot and has even progressed to people complaining at me that my cigarette smell is strong and irritating. And yet I'm not smoking, may not of for many hours.

You keep an unlit cigarette hanging out of your mouth for hours on end?

Mozzies. Not to be confused with Muzzies, which can sometimes be just as annoying.

Because they landed on his testicles.

That most of the world still believes in god, Adam & Eve and other such fairy tales.

That most of the world still believes in god, Adam & Eve and other such fairy tales.

People who insist on taking things, literally.

Kleptomaniacs and grammatical errors

Everything Today.

When there is only one person in the rear seat of your car and they insist on sitting in the middle and so blocking

the rear vision mirror from veiw.

It has to be the 'dog lovers' who leave their mutts out in the yard all day for barking practice until they come home 12 hours later and the 'grengjai' neighbor playing his hi fi, actually PA system so loud it rattles the windows and shakes the furniture. Thais in other words!

Folks who put the beer cans in front of the cold ones ,too idle to put them behind ,so I grab a Luke warm one

I have to use proxies to visit streaming porn sites because the government thinks me watching porn is a threat to national security.

When I have an unlighted cigarette in hanging out of my mouth and people cover their noses and screw up their faces. And this happens a lot and has even progressed to people complaining at me that my cigarette smell is strong and irritating. And yet I'm not smoking, may not of for many hours.

Might they 'stink' unlight?

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When I have an unlighted cigarette in hanging out of my mouth and people cover their noses and screw up their faces. And this happens a lot and has even progressed to people complaining at me that my cigarette smell is strong and irritating. And yet I'm not smoking, may not of for many hours.

Ever considered it might be you that smells, as cigarette smoke will linger in your clothes and hair etc. and the more you smoke the stronger the smell.

Just like you can smell it immediately if you enter a hotel room that has been used by a smoker, or a car etc. The smoker or cigarette doesnt need to be there to smell it.

Folks in front of me that can't walk in a straight line.

When servers don't write down my order.

Flight attendants that hand me a customer satisfaction form while I'm in the middle of a film.

It pisses me off knowing that anytime I ask my employees a question, their first instinct is to lie.

Missed calls.

The aftertaste of protein shakes.

When my co-worker refuses to refuel the vehicle or change a flat tire.

My own penmanship.

People I hardly know telling me their [insert family member] is sick and they have no money.

The left lane on Sukhumvit Road.

Animated Avatars.

Buffering.

The guy in Siam Paragon Department store that uses plastic to "scratch" the door panel and then magically remove it with his amazing products. Dude, let's go outside and try this experiment using my key and your boss' car.

Old people that think they are smart because they wear glasses.

Parents that don't control their evil children.

Evil children.

Sticky Tables.

Paying income tax, then paying tax on goods and services.

Litter.

When I can't remember where I put ______________.

It pisses me off when my shoes squeak on a tiled floor.

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Man, you need to start living!

Folks in front of me that can't walk in a straight line.

When servers don't write down my order.

Flight attendants that hand me a customer satisfaction form while I'm in the middle of a film.

It pisses me off knowing that anytime I ask my employees a question, their first instinct is to lie.

Missed calls.

The aftertaste of protein shakes.

When my co-worker refuses to refuel the vehicle or change a flat tire.

My own penmanship.

People I hardly know telling me their [insert family member] is sick and they have no money.

The left lane on Sukhumvit Road.

Animated Avatars.

Buffering.

The guy in Siam Paragon Department store that uses plastic to "scratch" the door panel and then magically remove it with his amazing products. Dude, let's go outside and try this experiment using my key and your boss' car.

Old people that think they are smart because they wear glasses.

Parents that don't control their evil children.

Evil children.

Sticky Tables.

Paying income tax, then paying tax on goods and services.

Litter.

When I can't remember where I put ______________.

It pisses me off when my shoes squeak on a tiled floor.

Carpal tunnel syndrome.

Man, you need to start living!

I'll go along with that.

When I have an unlighted cigarette in hanging out of my mouth and people cover their noses and screw up their faces. And this happens a lot and has even progressed to people complaining at me that my cigarette smell is strong and irritating. And yet I'm not smoking, may not of for many hours.

Might they 'stink' unlight?

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Never actually been about a tobacco plant have you?? Or for that matter smelt it other than when it's being burned right? Tobacco smells very nice which may be a shock, open a packet on non flavoured cigarettes and smell the contents. Of course it is quite different when burned it's generally just unpleasant in smell.

having a nice little old lady spit out her chewed Betel Nut to the ground, but hit my foot instead

Westerners calling themselves farangs

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When I have an unlighted cigarette in hanging out of my mouth and people cover their noses and screw up their faces. And this happens a lot and has even progressed to people complaining at me that my cigarette smell is strong and irritating. And yet I'm not smoking, may not of for many hours.

Might they 'stink' unlight?

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Never actually been about a tobacco plant have you?? Or for that matter smelt it other than when it's being burned right? Tobacco smells very nice which may be a shock, open a packet l.

In your opinion , others may think cig's stink unburnt.

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People who put sent from my GT Turbo 300 HP Phone.As if anyone gives Rats Ass

People who put sent from my GT Turbo 300 HP Phone.As if anyone gives Rats Ass

Yeah i know, annoys me as well but its auto on every post using the thai visa app and as yet havnt found a way of stopping it other than deleting it on every post. so if anyone knows how to stop it i'de be more than pleased!!

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People who put sent from my GT Turbo 300 HP Phone.As if anyone gives Rats Ass

Yeah i know, annoys me as well but its auto on every post using the thai visa app and as yet havnt found a way of stopping it other than deleting it on every post. so if anyone knows how to stop it i'de be more than pleased!!

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Ok sussed it ,

Go into 'more'

Then ' settings'

Then ' signature'

And it then gives you a series of choises which include NONE,,,

So hopefully after this post so it'll be blank

People who put sent from my GT Turbo 300 HP Phone.As if anyone gives Rats Ass

Yeah i know, annoys me as well but its auto on every post using the thai visa app and as yet havnt found a way of stopping it other than deleting it on every post. so if anyone knows how to stop it i'de be more than pleased!!

Sent from my GT-I9000 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Ok sussed it ,

Go into 'more'

Then ' settings'

Then ' signature'

And it then gives you a series of choises which include NONE,,,

So hopefully after this post so it'll be blank

Hapi days!!!

Oh its 'more' on the opening page top right hand corner. Not on the drop down used when replying or quoting.