Jokes

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the

morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man

gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in

the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?"

asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"

he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did

not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't

you remember about three months ago when we broke

down and those two guys helped us?" "I think you

should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out

into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello,

are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where

are you?" asks the husband.

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"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.